I might have got some of the details wrong
I've been up since 4.30 after only having three hours sleep. I just had a nice sandwich though, that should get the brain ticking over again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Details please
Reasons for late night, ludicrously early rise, and SANDWICH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Christmas party at mine last night
It was quite good, I made an ace cake and have loads of booze left in my house. Lovely, lovely booze. I don't know why I woke up at 4.30, it might have been something to do with my neighbours starting a 'running up and down stairs' contest then. That doesn't usually wake me up though, so it's a mystery. Sandwich was fried egg.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Sounds crackin'
Cake details please. Stomach is waking up, trip to Gregg's in the offing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Chocolate sponge cake
With dark chocolate truffle icing. I used THREE whole big bars of organic dark chocolate for the icing, it was about an inch thick. Maltesers were also involved. I am a cake genius. Which makes it even more annoying that I don't like cake.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:35, Reply)

That's mental
How can ANYONE not like cake? And why are you so good at making them when there's nothing in it for you in terms of the end product? That's like me not enjoying... *searches for example of something I'm good at* ...the FOXTROT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Christ, you two are being nice to each other.
Did you finally fuck each other's brains out?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Technically, in the strictest sense of the term, or from a physical/proximity aspect, no
But if anyone asks, yes we absolutely did *EDIT AS I CANNOT DENY A LADY HER REQUEST* not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:42, Reply)

change this.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:42, Reply)

It's a christmas miracle and tings
And while Darth assures me he has a massive cock, I somehow doubt it would reach from Norwich to Bradford. So no, no fucking has taken place.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Yet

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Piss off

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:47, Reply)

A boy can dream
no-one here would ever believe me if we really had, don't panic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:48, Reply)

True that
You raving bumder.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:52, Reply)

You'll notice I acquiesced to your change request above
Even though some people were TOTALLY BUYING IT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:55, Reply)

I'd hate for my reputation to be destroyed

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:59, Reply)

"you totally turned him straight"
"you must be well sexy" etc etc
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I like this
Despite technically inaccurate insinuations
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

No, he said I am well sexy and you are a flaming homosexualist
This is all true. Especially the part about me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Prove it
The bit about you. Whilst disproving the bit about me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I've told you a million times that no matter how much you beg
I will NOT gaz you a picture of my tits.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)

If you want to REALLY annoy
I'm prepared to allow you to gaz *me* the picture, and I promise to gloat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Oh, I totally would do
But I don't have a camera.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)

That's fine, your loss
*saddest of sadfaces*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

It's too sweet.
I don't like sweet food. I only bake cakes to make other people happy and make them realise I'm not a *complete* failure at everything.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I very much doubt anyone who ate the cake you describe has a single bad word to say about you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I should hope not
It was an absolute arse to make. Mainly because I slept in badly yesterday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:44, Reply)

YOU overslept?
I feel a round of applause in the offing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:46, Reply)

What's that supposed to mean?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I was under the impression that you don't sleep a lot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I don't, generally
but I'd been awake for over 24 hours, and only had three hours sleep the night before when I went to bed. Plus, I drank two bottles of mulled wine.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Yeah that'll do it
I think you have a solution for insomnia. Not a healthy solution, but whatever works, y'know?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:55, Reply)

I already had a solution
Vodka and Tramadol. But then I ran out of Tramadol.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Last time I was really pissed, I took a tramadol for toothache, and drank (I think) about 3 bottles of wine
I was pissed for 12 hours after I stopped drinking.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I saw Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights for the first time yesterday
It seems to veer between genuinely funny comedy and some sort of bet to see how far he can push the contents of the viewing public's stomachs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:00, Reply)

It seems that he's become another comedian who just tries to be offensive.
I find 99% of them shit. I don't mind comedians who are funny and offensive, but there's a fine line.

Then again, I laughed myself sick at Jason Rouse, so I can't really say anything. (If you don't know who he is, don't look up his stuff at work)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:02, Reply)

It's disappointing
His stand-up is so sharp, when it was only slightly offensive it was really fucking funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I haven't seen Tramadol Nights
Is it really that bad? I kind of liked Frankie Boyle, his autobiography was good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:05, Reply)

It's actually really fucking funny
I just don't care for shock value comedy. I was laughing despite myself. If you've ever wanted to see a female newsreader sucking off the cookie monster and being covered in light blue-tinged spunk, it's the programme for you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:07, Reply)

You ever listened to Andrew Dice Clay?
If not, don't.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I've seen snippets
He looks appalling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

His jokes about Harvey Price weren't very funny
I've caught snippets of the series, it seems he's just trying too hard now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Missed this
Details please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:08, Reply)

"Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey - eventually one of them will lose and have to keep him." - Funny

"I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter - she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her..." - Not funny
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Ouch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I like offensive comedy
But not when it's just for the sake of being offensive. I think I'll continue giving this a miss.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:13, Reply)