Haha, that's well out of order, he's just poured his heart out and you snub him off with frivlaties such as Mince Pies.
Not being funny, but I do agree with you, I don't care in the slightest, but it's not too borring a story, I managed up to the bit where he was in a bar. I think the addition of Will Smith and Jacky Chan would make the story better; maybe he could have some kind of superpower? I donno what exactly, maybe he can speak partial japanese and partial english; I would love that super power.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Throw in some swords and lots of blood and we could have a hit on our hands.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

He did mention the japanese maffia at some point.
I hear they're a little bit like the italian maffia only that they're japanese.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I've got the title:
Brit's Abroad in the Land of the Accord
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

*click!*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I just read the paragraph that started with "OI CUNT", very dramatic.
I think my fave line on QOTW is "I'm not proud....".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

You can tell it's going to be good when they say that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Fair enough
It was a long story.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)