You live in a lovely city, Monty.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is why you live south of the river.
It's only the old men that get stabbed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Hows the snow "up your end?"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Fucking shit, thanks.
The missus has just come back with the car and is close to breaking point. She had to dig herself out of the estate this morning, traverse hideously slippy roads, and has now had to dig herself back in to park because some cunt with a Chelsea tractor who doesn't even fucking live here has decided to park like a total arse and straddle the last two remaining parking spaces.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Nice
Bizarrely it seems a lot better where we are even though its only about 10 miles away. Just had an EPIC drive to London and back which was fucking knackering. Some cunt nicked my parking space outside my house too when I got back.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I'm getting a bit pissed off with the conditions around here.
The not getting to work bit is fine, as I can work from home (and not spend hours travelling to boot), but I'm supposed to be driving to Berwick on Friday to pick my Dad up and deliver Christmas presents. I'm not holding out much hope of getting there at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Has he borrowed Monty's trumpet?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)