My favourite Christmas movie
is Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence. Though I always like a rewatch of Some Like it Hot

Alt Q: shag, because I don't want to die. Also there would be the irony of her losing her virginity to another women, thus confounding two of her deepest held beliefs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I like your logic, as ever
And you're braver than most humans
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I don't there could be a downside to shagging her though
One, you know she's not got any diseases, two, she's not getting pregnant.

Three, if you go in dry and it hurts her, then bonus, you're hurting anne widdecombe.

Four, as far as she's concerned, you're the best shag in the world.

And five, you can definitely wipe your cock on the curtains since you're never going round there again are you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)

These are all valid points
though my favourite politician-shag reason is that of a lesbian friend who would shag Margaret Thatcher on the grounds that you could do it again in half an hour and she wouldn't remember
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

What if you fall in love with her?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Then I would settle down with my east end gangster mates and spend my evening flushing drugs down the toilet like all the other liars.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Lies! On line!
Call the /Talk police!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)

*bottom lip quivers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)