Fucking bent?

(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Correct.
Question for you.

Should I go out this evening? I've been invited out for dinner tonight, whilst it would be good to catch up with various friends and have a meal with them, I will need to shave before I go out. I'm not sure I can be arsed though.

What would you do?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Go but don't shave.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I'm sporting a really untidy beard.
If I stay in, I can avoid shaving for another day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:33, Reply)

You aren't Noel Edmonds AICMdeath of unemployed hod carrier Michael Lush.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

hahahahahaha
Edmonds was on telly the other day complaining about 'health and safety zealots' for some reason.

How I laughed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Michael Lush was from Southampton, fact fans.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

And he died in Southampton, with his remains scattered over Bournemouth, Portsmouth, Southampton
and in the Solent.

And that was before the funeral.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)

*high fives*
My brother and I developed an ongoing theory that Edmonds was a fiendish murderer, and that he also sabotaged Sarah Greene and Mike Smith's helicopter. And gave Helen Rollason cancer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

hahahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vIjN_1074

(You'll need sound for this)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

It will have to wait, then - ta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Go out Jeff!
*jealouses*
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Don't you have food up north?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Yes but I'm lacking in company at the minute.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Your sig reminds me of
Algernon Winston Spencer Castlereagh Razzmatazz
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:36, Reply)

How about shaving the words "Dog Fucker" into your beard?

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Churchill Disraeli Livingston not Castlereagh
you spacker.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

For gods sake man
get your arse out there.
/lives vicariously
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:33, Reply)

*Relunctantly agrees with berk*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Have you got a cold?
Off to 'Dottingham'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I once worked for British Rail
And some bloke came to my little ticket booth and said, 'second class return to 'Dottingham, please'. I struggled to hear him so I asked him to repeat himself, and he said, 'second class return to 'Dottingham, please'

I said, 'Have you tried Tunes?'

To which he replied, 'And that'll cure Down's syndrome yes?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

He was German?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Stay on here all night talking about getting drunk at home alone.
Like every other night.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

That remains an option.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)

That's me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)