Calm down.
There's no need to get yourself upset, there's nothing NSFW or anything remotely near it to go on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

FOR GOD'S SAKE NO-ONE POST A PICTURE OF A GIRL THAT PSYCHOCHOMP DOESN'T FANCY

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

You'd be hard pressed to find one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Thought I heard my name being called!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

How's tricks?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Not bad at all
It's cold up here though. How are you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Not bad either.
Revving up for a classic all-my-Christmas-shopping-in-two-hours-or-less sprint around London after work.

Also cold, though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I bet your whippet-like body can't cope with the cold.
I did most of mine online. Feel a bit bad, though, my dad's present is quite small compared to the sister's/mum's (not the same person, am not Bert's offspring)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I am wearing ALL THE JUMPERS I OWN in an effort to stave off hypothermia.
Any hilarious antics I need to hear about?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

isn't that one jumper?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I'm wearing my truly hideous christmas jumper.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I am wearing my knitted jumper WITH FLAMES UP THE SLEEVES.
My nan is hardcore.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh my god your nan is amazing
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

it was pretty cool
everything is better with flames on

I'm currently crocheting a panda
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

This is surely a euphemism like 'touching cloth', no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

haha
it is now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)

She must be if she's set fire to your sleeves.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I have a chunky 'Nordic fisherman' type jumper.
I was wearing it the other day when my pal came round, and described it as an 'interesting jumper'.

THIS REALLY HAPPENED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

TWO jumpers.
I get very cold on laundry days.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Up north?
Not really. It's a bit boring here. I tried to go out and failed and got sad and went home. CTB is a dick and I keep thinking about him, and I made some biscuits for my much skinnier sister.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

That's right feed her up
I just gave chocolate buttons to my skinny sister
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

DAMN YOU SKINNIES
You'll freeze to death in the cold, yes you will.

-jiggles-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Absolutely
where is the justice that I'm still fucking cold?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

CTB?
I was nearly punched by an angry German former Catholic priest on Friday, if that helps.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Chubby Tory Boy I believe

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

What Amberl said, the last boy to be causing me grief
That's a story. Do elaborate!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Last time I talk to strays in the pub.
He seemed quite entertaining at first, but then he followed us clubbing, vanished for ages and reappeared a violent racist. Unfortunately he chose to express his newfound intolerance at the bouncers, one of whom was black and the other Polish. Hilarity ensued.

A racist German, who'd have thunk it?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

STOP IMPLYING LAMPERS IS A PROZZIE PLEASE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Why?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

OK carry on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous.
There isn't a girl out there that Psychochomp doesn't fancy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)