I'm done xmas shopping
what are you done with?

alt q: is it time for a new thread, or what?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:45, 56 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hooray!
I wish I was done with snot. But alas no.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

flu?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

No just the arse end of a cold.
I'm going to get some medicine tomorrow as I should have done days ago.

So what pressies did you get?
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Nice things from wittards
and ironic things from hipster shops.

You?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Various stuff for a nine year old boy including a camo snuggle he put on his list : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)

they make those?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)

They do.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Join the club chuck.
If snot was worth money I'd be buying my own desert island very soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)

To grow your own aloe vera for tissues?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)

It just keeps coming.
Where does it come from?
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)

COTTON-EYE JOE LOLZ
/ac
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
You got me again you cheeky minx.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

That sounds like its could be a B side to a babyshambles single

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Whatever happened to that charming Pete Doherty?
he used to be in the news all the time, the cheeky little scamp
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Breaks your heart, so it does.
All that talent, ruined by drugs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Just like that adorable Amy Winehouse
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN??

well...when?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Wouldn't have happened in the old days, of course.
People tended to get known for their ability before becoming drug addled wrecks then, rather than the other way round.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Or drugs are getting more effective

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:17, Reply)

I could do you a lengthy answer on that one
But I can't be bothered.

Amy Winehouse has given us less recorded output than this man:-

www.cmt.com/artists/az/bolin_tommy/bio.jhtml

And her stuff doesn't come close, but Bolin wasn't splattered all over every tabloid, every other day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Ima charging my youtube

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I don't understand that either
I've emmitted enough snot over the last few days to float a fucking battleship and my nose is red raw.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Well waddayaknow!
www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/articles/article/science-of-snot
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I didn't read all of that
But if REAL SCIENTISTS say it's OK then I'll go along with it.

Are you coming to Saltaire next week?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Sorry Can't do I'm afraid.
Will try to get over early next year for a good walk round your neck of the woods if your up for it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)

With dogs?
That'd be fun!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I could bring the dogs but that would depend if I'm driving or coming by train.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:14, Reply)

We can think about this
Despite the fireworks, banners, parades and insufferable hubris I have plenty of spare time again on my own...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I'm done with your mum.
Who's got her next?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

oh snap.
Hows you this week?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I'm fucking superb.
You??
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Better now I am all set for my traditional xmas eve drinking session

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I tried that last year, it got interupted by roommate bringing home a shit storm of gifts at 11pm, asking me to help wrap

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Why didn't you make it so every time the selotape gets passed you have to take a drink

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:15, Reply)

she's no fun like that

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:17, Reply)

meh.
what are her redeeming qualities?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:19, Reply)

she has nice breasts

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:26, Reply)

say no more

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Wrapping presens
It's HAAAARD.

Also, looking at pictures of my crazy clown hair. I almost miss it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Nay, nay and thrice nay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

But...but...it was so vibrant!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

And you wonder why you never got laid.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:08, Reply)

I got laid with that hair.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:09, Reply)

They probably had a clown fetish.
You're adorable as a brunette.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Trying to track my getting-laidness with my hair colour.
I might graph it. It's probably more popular the darker I am- my black stage might have been my most popular.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Once you go ginge you wont go back

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:15, Reply)

I was fucking ORANGE.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Your hair looks lovely when it's dark

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Did you take all the price tags off first?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Sister's had none.
The others are waiting to be wrapped
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

I'm done with my uni course.
*does a celebratory dance*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)

what is your degree in?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Shoplifting.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Does that count as a BA or BSc?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:26, Reply)

It depends which certificate he can get his hands on.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

whipping his hair back and forth

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I R 1337 H4X0RZ !!!!!!
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)