Hello there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

hello darling
How are you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Hanging on by a thread.
I am going out on an alcoholocaust tonight and I don't think this old body can take much more. I think this Christmas may be my last.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)

You won't be missed

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

if my boss asks me if I'm hungover tomorrow I shall say no.
I'll be an 'alcoholocaust denier'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)

The Aussie comedian Jim Jeffries
Released a DVD called Alcoholocaust, and got into trouble because some people (probably Jews, they ruin everything) because it apparently makes light of the holocaust.
His reaction was "which one? There've been a fair few, to call one of them THE Holocaust is surely making light of the others?".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

They're such cunts.
They secretly control the world, apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

noooo don't say that
Don't make me unleash the exclamation marks (principakky because i can never find them on my blackberry)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Racist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Racist!
EDIT: MINDPISS!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Pakkypiss!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Naseem Hamed?
(brilliant racist joke by me here)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

POTM

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Shocking racism there

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)