it's still only 6am here
So it's ok to admit i have no idea where that is.....? Yorkshire?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sao Paulo? Brazil
Apparently Brazilian lawyers are ridiculously hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

It's because they can't afford air con.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Favela fuckers

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:48, Reply)

ah, so you mean almost as hot as london lawyers, right?
I went out with a friend and his brazilian wife once. She was so ridiculously hot we all hated her. At one point she was sitting on a stool at the bar and you could see so much of her perfect arse that every passing guy was falling over his own tongue. Eventually my high maintenance attention seeking mate (not me!), the one who is mad because i facebook deleted her, leaned over and said to her, excuse me... Your jeans?

The brazilian eyed her then said, oh thanks - and hitched them further DOWN. i had to admire that really. Not the ass though, that would have been gay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Yes, I do mean that
If you won't admire her ass, I will (if you send pics, yeah?).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

it was about five years ago
She might think it a little odd if i got back in touch now and said some dude off the internet wants a bumoley shot of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Ah well
Internet Porn it is then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

ha
Says one of the three b3ta must-shags (allegedly, not confirmed by me)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Woohoo!
Being reminded of this FACT has cheered me up!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

it's christmas
I spent yesterday climbing up a 600ft waterfall TWICE and am spending tofay on a catamaran. I can afford to spread a little bit of festive goodwill, so!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Wish I was there!
The sandwich lady is ill still, meaning I have to brave the cold wastelands to go and drive to Morrisons for lunch.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

you could all have come
My room is ridiculously massive and the hotel has unlimited all-inclusive five star bars and 24 hours a day food. I reckon i could have stashed my ten favourite b3tans in here and noone would ever have known!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

That sounds proper luxurious!
*hopes he's in the top ten*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

weeeeeell it's a v tough list
You're competing with the likes of rakky and amberl and monty...........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'd have excellent company if I did make the cut then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Fuck that, I'm just hoping for a top 100

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

there's a lot worse than you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Damn!
we could have pretended to lesbian lovers after all.
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

this bed would sleep 5, easily
Although i'm such a restless sleeper it has even defeated my rolling abilities

So we could have kept a comfortable distance. Also there is a triple sofabed thing (currently holding all the presents fron father xmas for the kids that made my luggage so overweight i had to repack on the floor of manchester airport, mortifying)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

:(
This is pure taunting swipey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Who are the other 2?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Noel and Monty I believe
Sorry AA.
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

You're not sorry at all
Was your opinion not sought when this list was compiled?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

It was not
I'd probably have a top 5 rather than a top 3 though. I wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

5 would still leave out quite a few!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Not of the cute ones, it wouldn't..

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

News just in
Berk thinks 5 b3tans are cute! Wikileaks to reveal the identities of these lucky few in just a moment.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

cute AND single...
What does this narrow it down to, then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Yeah, that narrows it down to 3

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

pls to gaz me this info now???????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I'd guess Noel & Barry, but I'm not sure who else

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

If there's a boat, and I'm in it with someone, please don't let it be Barry.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Just keep your wallet covered, you'll be fine.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Because he's a little bit wraaayy a little bit woooaaahhh?
He's a geeza!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I have no idea what Barry looks like
and I'm not gossiping about the others, so nyer.
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Cruelty!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

You have gossip?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I don't know, do I? :P

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I think you do.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

*grin*

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

She means she won't say which other single male b3tan she thinks is cute
After you and I, of course.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

*blushes*
Maybe you and I should hook up, we'd make beautiful babies.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'm weeping tears of joy now
And feeling the envy of one thousand female b3tans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Oh yeah, sista?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Windowshopping!

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

*sobs*
Although I do agree on the Noel part, he's awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

It's the second largest city in Brazil.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)