im making chicken in breadcrumbs and spaghetti with some sauce
i just fucking hate the whole palaver. i want a chef :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

let me move into your house and I will cook you delicious foods every day

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)

If I can find a man who likes cooking then I will be a very happy woman.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)

my mate matt likes to cook
for his wife
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)

my ex liked to cook
he would not make you happy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

commmme to meeeee
commmmmme to meeeeeee
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I made mega noms last night, bacon wrapped steak, spicy sauteed carrots and zucchini, mushrooms and onions
then copious amounts of wine
which i did NOT make
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Come and live on my couch.
please.

My place has working heaters and no less than two computers
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)

i want that :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I could mail you some cinnamon waffles?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

send to:
Willenium
c/o The internet
Yorkshire
UK
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I hear you
I hate cooking, I've lived in my new place for three months and not used the oven once yet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

click for small world

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)

i live alone, im cooking tonight but its rare i'll fucking bother
i always have a bag of those frozen mini sausage rolls...50 for a pahnd innit. thats FIVE fucking dinners right there
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)

It's all about toast round my place
Toast and pasta, if I can be arsed.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Dont forget cereal

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Fuck cereal
That means you have to have milk in
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)

definitely don't get up early enough for breakfast
bought some frozen cinnamon waffles last week
they'll never be opened
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Just because The Man tells you you should have waffles for breakfast
doesn't mean you have to.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Eat what you want when you want.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Yeah man, power to the night-time toast eaters!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

fight the power!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

fuck all that breakfast for dinner shit
who_really_enjoys that?
not me
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)

I do
fight the powah
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

nah, I'd rather have real food
like that wot has been mentioned up yonder
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I don't understand how anyone can make the effort
I must eat toast for lunch 5 days a week.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)

My staple diet
when I'm at home is toasted ham sandwiches
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)

do you not tire of it?
get a carrot in you!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Heh heh hehe hehe heh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxuCeHUxoBY&feature=related
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Nahh, vegetables are for losers
and I say this as a vegetarian.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Bacon is a vegetable

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I should point out that I also haven't been to the supermarket since I moved into my new place.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)

You are officaly my new role model.
If you make it to my bash there will be a badge
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Ohhh wow!
What will it say?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)

teh official role model
to teh internets
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I'm down with that
You might have trouble convincing the rest of the internet to get good degrees and then stay in a part time minimum wage job drinking too much and eating toast every day though. Just saying.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)

*cough*
Reddit
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)

This is true
I shouldn't say things like that on here anyway, I don't want JMG thinking he's right.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)