Even though I'm awake stupidly early
I am point blank refusing to let myself leave my bed for another hour. I must conserve all my energy for tonight, when I will be acting as chief beer elf to the knobhead masses.

Foreign Accent Syndrome could only improve this Christmas. Unless I got Brummie.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My family are all yamyams you bastard

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I have no pub shifts until 2011
You have my sympathy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)

It was either this or NYE
And I did the past two of them. NYE is ticketed at our place though, so it's not too bad. This is the worst shift of the year though, and I'm in charge. Eep.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

My cousin woke me up at eight to show me his new Xbox game, the little bastard.
I frisbee'd it out the window in a tired rage. I didn't really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

How old is your cousin?
Because if he's over ten, you can legally kill him.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Seven. Actually maybe eight.
Quite funny though, he asked for a game called Naughty Bear and said it's about bears. As he opened it yesterday I read the back of the box, yeah, it's about bears alright - "Naughty Bear has been scorned for the last time, now everyone will pay...with their lives".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I've seen that!
It's really not aimed at children :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)