Oh god, I can't explain what that would do to me
I would recreate the scene from Star Trek TNG where Tasha Yar is killed by a black tar monster...from my bottom
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is horifically vivid
I wish I wasn't such a TNG geek that I didn't know exactly what you're talking about.
( djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I wish that too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

She probably left TNG because she thought she was gonna be big in Hollywood
She was in Pet Semetary (which was shit) and was never seen again. Nice move hotshot.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

You dropped this:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)

With that tie I would be KING OF THE OFFICE
in my head
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Your fellow WoWers would make you a level 12 paladin FOR SURE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I can honestly say that I have never even seen WoW
I don't have the internet at home as I spend too much time in front of a computer during the day.

One has to draw a line somewhere old bean.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)

No-one believes this terrible piece of QOTW lying.
I really don't know why you even tried.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Ok I admit it
I am also known as "RAGNAR THE DESTROYER" and in pubs I demand "A FLAGON OF YOUR FINEST ALE STOUT YEOMAN OF THE BAR"

and I have never seen a naked woman
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

ALSE?
You were either going for ALE, or ARSE...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Sorry
not-quite-ninja-edit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

At least you're drinking ale
And not mead, like those poncy wussbag elves.

*is actually quite partial to mead*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

My paladin is lvl 72 now.
Proc specced baby.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Proc?
*judges*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Added funniez
Judgments aren't proc based, are they?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Fuck knows.
Paladins are gay.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Mine's level 26, but I rarely play him
My rogue's now geared for heroics, though PUGging them is a massive chore.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

The fact any of you has had sex makes me question the entire human race

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Why do you think I get to have sex?
Do I need to whine about this issue EVEN MORE?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Yes, because I'm sure that'll get you laid

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Chicks dig a whinger.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)

The evidence to the contrary is, quite frankly, startling

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Stop cockblocking me.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

tank/heal dual spec pugs are easy
I was tempted to go druid but meh they're akward.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Maybe at 72
But at 85 heroics are HARD. If people don't pay attention and do their jobs (CC, move out of fires/cleaves etc) then you're destined to fail.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I'm quite glad I'm behind the levelling curve at the moment
By the time I'm 85 hopefully people will be better geared for the heroics and I can sit there in my rep gear and get carried.

I got kicked from a pug last night for being too drunk :(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Druids are brilliant.
Given the amount of fail in pugs at the moment, having a combat res/emergency tank/emergency heals is a massive group-saver.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I think it's time to have a bit of a word with yourself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Here, I'll start you off (but not like that)
Our Father, who art in Heaven
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Apparently I have a stomach of steel.
I did feel shocking the next day though, and my hangovers aren't usually that bad.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I love a pint of the black stuff
but what it does to my guts is horrific
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Oi!
Some of us actually DO have the shits at the moment, you know. Show a little compassion!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

The bottom falls out of your world
when the world falls out of your bottom
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I have taken loperamide hydrochloride
And that appears to have stemmed the tide for now. Some paracetamol and another pint of water is the next step.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

lopera thalido hydrochloride
stemmed the tide stopped the fucker kicking
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Have you tried a cork?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I was contemplating it at one point
I don't have any paracetamol but I do have Lemsip, that has paracetamol in. That's not going to kill me, is it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

What am I, a doctor?
I read a book called "House to House" about an american soldiers experience in Iraq. After 11 days of continuous urban fighting he had the shits so bad he tore up a t-shirt and stuffed it up his arse.

Semper fi!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Blimey
I just had a dodgy scotch egg.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I assume that's slang for MASSIVE DRUGZ
wobbly-eggs
persian rugs
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)