I'm going to the gym now so i can enjoy my meal tonight guilt free

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

tonights meal?
What is it? 9 billion mince pies?

Your are Santy-Clause AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

curry with the lads, right offskies now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)

'curry with the lads'?
Come on, no-one's buying this bullshit.

'Sweaty Chicago Town microwaved pizza, hand shandy and a lonely cry over your Panini sticker book', more like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Every sticker is in the whole album
is Robert Pires.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I bet his sticker book looks like a plasterer's radio.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Viz-tastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I used to love that comic.
My dad has the very first ones, they're like a student rag mag and not very good at all, but it had a great run for a while.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)

The early ones are worth a few quid
Why not see if he'll sell them, you could put the money towards a copy of Tongue Tied?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

i've been every day so far on holiday
Still gained about 3 stone though, fucking holiday food!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Gym? On holiday?
Ban this sick filth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

five. star. unlimited. food. twenty. four. hours. a. day. and. booze.
The gym is essential! Plus if you go at about 7am it's full of the obscenely fit locals/staff lifting weights!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)

So you've been going at 7am before going to bed, but drunk on rum?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

there is some truth in this
But vodka, not rum. Even when in rome and all that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Some top-end rums are incredible.
I had one once that was about £12 a measure, and worth every penny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

being with 3 v young kids
Noone has offered us anything harder. But my god you could just stand on the street and get off your tits, the smell is like a punch to the jaw. You'd love it. My dad, who famously once asked why anyone would take drugs when they shoukd just go to the gym and get high, keeps looking most suspicious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Peter Noone is now a drug dealer in Jamaica?
The fickle finger of fame, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)