Are you a priest?
*Can think of no other reason why anyone would need to be working on Christmas day, and your login name screams 'abuses altar boys'*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Heh heh.
Prison Officer I'm afraid. I only abuse the altar boys in a non professional capacity.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I trust you'll be winding up any nonce inmates by reminding them just how happy
kids get on Christmas say and how excited they'll all be in the morning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)

We don't get 'em Jeff
Which is nice!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Do the nonces get housed in a secure soft-play centre?
That'll wind them right up.

'There you go lads, knock yourself out in the ball pit, but HA! there won't be any little kiddies in here for you to molest'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)

By no means
Each establishment has it's own acceptance criteria for serving prisoners and ours means that we don't get them. Or at least when we do it's a pre conviction and they're in for something else like robbery.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Does that make your prision quite popular in the brochure?
'This prison has been a nonce free zone since 1977'

A bit like how those Sandals holday resorts being kid free, you can advertise yourself as an 'Adult friendly rest home for the criminally challenged'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Ha!
We're as popular as a Royal Roller in a student demo. As I say we get the occassional one so we'd fail the Sandal's guide ...... "Two stars, there was an incident where a convicted sex offender scaled the wall and ran around on top of the jail. Fiddler on the roof!"
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

hahaha
'If I were a rich man! I'd do my noncing overseas as a sex-tourist ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Ha! *click*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)

so you're a christmas screw(ge) then?

( djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)

*golf clap*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Groan
Very good.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)

thanks
I'm here all week
( djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

oooh, we've got one of those in the family
my brother in law was a prison guvnor for years and years and years. After he retired, him and his wife took a cruise on a big posh boat, where he told everyone he'd spent the last thirty years in prison.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:59, Reply)