Ohhh God. Oh God Oh God Oh God.
I need to change my answer. I want a new housemate for christmas. Mine has just set off to his parents for a few days. I've just been to my room to get changed, only to find that he has left me a lovely card and present on my bed. Right next to the items of a somewhat personal nature which I didn't put away this morning. :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

...whoops.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
We have several other rooms in the house for him to leave me a present. There's a small tree in the living room for fuck's sake. I'm going to change the locks before he gets back.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

He was probably
Just being nice, and wanted to be sure you found the presents before Christmas morning.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I'm very private about my stuff and my room
But love, you should put them away :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)

It's my bedroom!
If he wanted me to find them, he could have left them on the stairs, or in front of my door, or ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE BLOODY HOUSE. Gah.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Well, life's a dick.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Personal nature?
A treasured family photo? Maybe a bit of jewellery from your chistening?

*That's me out of ideas*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Maybe it was her DIARY
open at the page with said flatmate's name written in sparkly pink surrounded by hearts.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)

You've rumbled me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

*lols*
but seriously, I know your pain. With me it was my mother, which wasn't too bad. it was when she told my dad, who then mentions it every time I talk to him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

At least he left me something to numb the pain with.
The present was a nice bottle of wine.

*downs in one*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)

What were they?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

well, there was just the one
but that was really enough...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)

You mean a sexy thing?
Or feminine hygiene? The former is too bad to contemplate...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

no, it was a sexy thing
*shames*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

^ this

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Well done on not murdering your parents after that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Skiddy pants?
Gutted
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)

probably went for a cheeky scratch n' sniff

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

The christmas themed menstrual edition

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Or 'the festive period'
As it's also known.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I feel ill now
Time to call it a day and fuck some shit up down the boozer
Happy Winterval b3ta xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

you too Rory

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

festive yule drool

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)