You bender.
Speaking to a bird on Christmas eve.

Give her a bell tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nah I like her she is cool.
What you doing tomorrow then pal?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I'm cooking and I'm going to get fucked up on alcohol.
Basically, it is just another day, but I can justify lunchtime drinking for once.

I'm looking forward to seeing my nephew and neices on Christmas night though, they fuckin' love it.

My sister and brother in law will be shattered, but I'm happy to wind the kids up a bit more!

I still hate Christmas though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

have the best day you possibly can poodle pumper.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)

I will do Bob, you too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)

word to your mother, the way I see it is whatever happens I'm getting fable 3 and am going out at 8 o clock
so fuck it how bad can it be?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

READS
I'll be down Turbo Island by lunchtime.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

crack is really moreish

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)

They are piss-heads, no smack-heads.
You know NOTHING.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:16, Reply)

it was a reference to peep show night you bum

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Fucking an Afghan Hound

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I'm not sure I've been THAT good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Holla bitch.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

You still bored and off the tabs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Yesish and yes.
I have even more reason to be angry now, but I'm tired and I had a bath instead and I might even have some rice cakes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

You need a menthol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I do have kreteks
Had about 6 in town t'other day, and just smelt of Christmas rather than fags.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Have a crafty one out the window.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Would NOT get away with this.
It's a shame, I could have had one in the bathroom and blamed the ensuing spicy smell on my shampoo or something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Why not say to your folks
'You've failed as parents, I'm a smoker'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)

They used to be, too.
It's not worth the drama though. Less than 5 days to endure.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Well you might as well give up smoking then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:57, Reply)

pfffft, quitting is for losers.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

While I'm home, yes.
As soon as I'm into Euston it'll be whip out and light up, and try not to fall over.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Do you not think it is worth mentioning to them that you enjoy the 'odd tab'
It doesn't make you out as a smoker, rather an occasional smoker?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

They get very upset about me
And they're very anxious about me damaging my physical health. Which is hilarious as I'm fat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

I've seen photos of you.
You're not fat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Kind of you to say
but I try to dress in a way that flatters my shape and I'm pretty overweight.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)

If you want to get really fat.
Get married to me.

Seems to be the way it works, you give up on yourself.

*Bitter, much?*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)

:(
There is no man in my life- well, no man worth liking, anyway- so I've given up on myself without having to get married to you.

But I'm sorry you're bitter. I hope you find a nice bitch to fuck the pain away for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Thing is, size isn't important.
It's being told you've you've got from a 14 to a 22 that is YOUR fault that pains.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Oh. Now that is out of order.
Were you injecting her with bacon grease as she slept? No?

Women are fucking irrational. I know I've been a reet irrational crazy bitch to people, it must be in our way.
Go gay, Jeff. Or continue fucking dogs. They'll stay loyal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Nah, I like clunge.
And tits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I like penises.
I also like breasts and pretty faces and soft lips, but am not a fan of cunnilingus. It makes me an unsatisfying and one-sided lesbian.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)