Your sense of merriment and good cheer?

(berk, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck off you cake baking freak.
I don't mean it berk, I'd wish you a Happy Christmas, but it would make me feel dirty

Christmas is fucking bent.

How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)

That's not very nice
*trembly lip* i'm not bad, spent most of the day cooking so i'm fair knackered. At my parents on my phone, so don't expect a quick reply! How's you jeff?
(berk, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

I'm good berk.
I'm offering better tidings to people than I want in return.

You stop trembling that lip, the line after calling you a freak was in small text, so you're safe from my festive wrath. Are you cooking tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)

indeed I am
Beef wellington. I got an ice cream maker for christmas so I shall be making something nommy for afters with it.
(berk, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)

You got an ice-cream maker for for christmas?
Did your parents refuse the final gamble on Bullseye?

Granted, I look forward to hearing about your ice-cream making, but it seems like a strange request for someone so cold, thank to the storage heaters.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

yeah, but I really like ice cream
And it's nigh impossible to find my favourite flavour in this country.
(berk, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

what is your favourite flavour?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)

hazelnut
MmmmmMMMMmmm - edit - how's holland?
(berk, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)

NUTS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

It's very cold - negative 6 outside.
but I'm toasty in bed with a cat to cuddle so it's not all bad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)

I'm going to jump in with the greetings
Alright kid. Hope you're well!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Happy foreign Christmas Poppet.
Has your trip been to your expectations?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)

In answer to your question about 3 days ago
they went very well, thanks. I spent a lot of today (read: about 6 hours) doing this pretty much single-handedly. The icing was well neat and festive...on the inside of the joins /facepalms

Alles schläft?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)

that is frickin awesome

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Tastes fucking good too.
I made the royal icing from scratch, too. -is smug- Just a shame it's a bit wonky. Am claiming it's inspired by Tim Burton, his houses are never straight.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

It's avant garde and is a visionary piece highlighting the crooked nature of modern day family life.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

And I'm a spazcook.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

I think if we want maximum exposure we should keep that bit under wraps
lucky you have me around to manage your career cause otherwise you would properly fuck it up!!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Haha
I can't cook. I can bake. And apparently make a nice aubergine dip.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

baking is the new 'insert cooking fad'
have you not seen that extreme cake show or whatever it is?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

No, never
I bake very sweet things and I tend not to give a shit about what they look like. Though I have to admit my pizzas are pretty damn good, cheaper and nicer than this takeaway shit with only a little more of the effort.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)

What does your best pizza come topped with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Passata (no bits), lots of black pepper (fresh ground), basil, oregano, herbes de provence
torn mozzarella, sometimes chopped garlic. And depending on the mood sometimes capers.
EDIT: So, yeah, cheese and tomato.

Though I have made a lovely one with no tomato, peccorino (strong sheep's cheese), spinach, egg and rock salt.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Capers?
GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET.

You'll give us all AIDS.

What are you thinking?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I quite like them
Little tiny balls of savoury. Less keen on olives though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

You freak.
You'll be telling me you like olives next.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)

No, I don't like olives.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)

What other freak food do you like?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Love garlic.
And Marmite. And artificial raspberry ripple ice cream.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Then what's wrong with capers?
I hate vinegar, raw tomatoes, the texture of onions and too much lemon juice in savoury foods.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Fucking heathens.
Send me your olives. I'll scoff 'em.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

We have over 6 types/jars in the fridge
Sister and father are obsessed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Where do you live?
I've got a big fast mile muncher although I'm in no fit state to drive it now.

In fact I'm not too sure where I left it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

At the moment, I'm a few miles south of the centre of Manchester
But I wouldn't drive if I were you, I think there's still quite a bit of snow here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)

i 'm on my phone
So I can't click the link, but I remember you saying you were making a gingerbread house? If so, cool! And i'm glad your biscuits turned out well, I shall be making some tomorrow because I didn't have time today.
(berk, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I really like using honey
I didn't have any dark muscovado sugar so I added a bit of treacle instead. And yes, it's a house. I plaited strawberry laces to make a wreath for the door.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Photo?
EDIT: Sorry, seen the photo, that looks fantastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Of the house?
It's up there.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

That looks wonderful.
Will you be going with icing-sugar snow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)

pure
peruvian coccaine. fuck the tabs, 'mum, dad merry christmas'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

That'll be costly.
Unless you've got a hot-line to Montys' mates!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:10, Reply)

I'm convinced that at some point monty will have given head for smack,
he just seems like the type.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Nah.
Monty has too much to live for.

He strikes me as a top bloke, lovely daughter, fit bird and everything to live for.

He'll be fine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)

gay

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)

My reply or Monty?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)

EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS GAY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

+ FACT

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)

former

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Are you going to come to bash next year?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)

yes

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)

Nah, I think any more sugar and it'd cause diabetes from a 30cm radius.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)