I got an ice cream maker!
I feel I may have to throw an ice cream party when the weather gets better. In fact, now I come to think of it, every single present I got was cooking/baking related. Oh and a book token. I'm becoming predictable in my old age, but I'm cool with that. *edit* I would have quite liked a sex god in my stocking. Or trying to get in to my stockings, rather. No such luck :(
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think, really, people are dropping hints
if I know someone who cooks, I get them cooking stuff in the hope they will cook for me :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I will cook for anyone if they stay still long enough
I brought cake for internet randoms ffs.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:10, Reply)

and it was some damn good cake

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Cheers!
although I suspect this just means you are angling for me to bring cake to the next bash, too, hehe
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I wish I could eat cake when I've been drinking : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

*offers blousie internet cake*

(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Woo! now that I can eat anytime.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

a little from column a, a little from column b

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I read that as "sex toy"
I could do with a sex god too. Ah well. Maybe when I am skinny.*


*when hell freezes over moar like
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

well, either or really
I'm not so sure about getting sex toys as christmas pressies though. And shush with the self deprecation!
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Hahah, it's more like I'll never make the effort to lose the weight I've been steadily putting on over the last few years
There's got to come a point where I'll stop putting it on. Then I can just roll everywhere :D

I entirely see your point about sex toys. Awfully private things, not exactly stocking fillers.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I wish someone would fill my stocking
*hmphs* and you look fine! If you're anything like everyone else I know, it's just the university lifestyle that's responsible and it'll come off once you start working and stuff :)
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Don't we all, darling Berk, don't we all.
No one on the horizon for you either then?

Oh, I have a fairly good idea of what is contributing to it. I just want to be like I was...3 years ago. Shit. TIME IS PASSING
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Pfft!
You've got all the time in the world.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I guess :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)

pfft! you've not even reached your peak yet love
It's all downhill to 30 for me. And no, both my social and love lives are the barren tumbleweed-filled landscapes they ever were.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

But I'm wasting the prime time of my life being fat and miserable!
Likewise, my lovelife is similar. Though I spent about 3 days thinking about my ex, and how much I miss him, and how much we used to speak at this time of year (we were long distance friends for a long time). I caved and texted him on Christmas Day, and I've not heard anything back.

Not surprising, really, as he told me he never wants to see or speak to me again, but hey!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Actually, sexually, the prime of your life is around my age : )
Va va voom!
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I definitely had my personal peak at 15.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

17 for me
That was nearly a decade ago *heaves big sigh*
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Life was so much better when I refused to sleep with people.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)

ha!
Getting offers that I could refuse would be nice!
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Pfft!
It's not about quantity. It's about how you feel about your sexuality and confidance.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)

we sound like the old, wise
and slightly bitter old women on here :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Hell yeah!
I'm not bitter insofar as most of my problems are self inflicted.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)

OK, I'm the bitter one
stupid other people making life rubbish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)

You girls all should get heated blankets.
I got one and I now totally don't need phsyical contact.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

don't equate fat with miserable
that way lies madness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

But I got fat when I became miserable
something is getting cause and effect mixed up in my brain.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

yeah, that can happen
but I realised if I was being miserable because I was fat, I'd never be happy and that is just self defeating.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)

It doesn't improve situations though
I don't think I could be perfectly happy in life at the weight I'm at
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

be strong!
That's a bit fucking harsh of him though, I think you're probably well rid. And I spent the prime of my life being miserable and considerably larger and having considerably less fun than you! Don't sweat it, it might all seem shit now but it's not so bad and it will get better.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Thanks hon.
To be honest I deserve it- I was a mental case. Just wish he'd give me another chance, as I've changed an awful lot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)

nobody is at their most sane when they're a teenager
I know surely as hell I wasn't. But if he's written you off, maybe you should do the same for him. It might hurt, but don't waste anymore time on him.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)

yeah
there was no hot guy waiting for me when I got home. There was a post office card, though, but it's only 'signed for' I suspect it's a demand for cash
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

it would put you off
when you ended up thinking about the person who bought it for you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Unless someone sexy bought it for me.
:D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

bleurgh!

(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)