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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what did you get for christmas?

alt q. What didn't you get for Christmas that you really wanted?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:50, 254 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Aw! you beat me to it.
I have still to get a prezzie. I'm off to Ikea at some point for a bookcase.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:52, Reply)
i like to think that's because
you got so many books for christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)
No but it means I can buy lots more books.
I got a leather wallet, face cream, a scarf, some choccies and an awewsome t-towel off my nephew. It's from his school and it has all self-portraits on it from the kids at his school. I'm going to frame it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:56, Reply)
cute!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)
I know! I was chuffed to bits with it.
My nephew got a nerf gun and I was playing with that most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:02, Reply)
I got a digital camcorder/camera thing which i did not want and have absolutely no use for.
/unappreciative daughter

alt: I got one n-dubz cd that day, my fucking speakers blew. gee you tee tee ee dee.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)
make a use for it!
cameras are awesome n-dubz, not so much
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)
that's ridiculous, I feel it's a total waste of money for me
what am I going to record, people partying at home?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
The dog?
Future kids?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:02, Reply)
I'd be the sad dog lady, with a ton of videos of my dog doing absolutely nothing prolific

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)
get all avant garde
and make crazy videos and become a famous film maker`
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)
so far I've got my cousins kids singing 3oh3 and pretending to break dance

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)
You are the best thing ever

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:28, Reply)
if I were, I would've pissed myself in excitement over the camera
I think in all honesty I feel guilty when my parents buy me expensive gifts like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)
I got an ice cream maker!
I feel I may have to throw an ice cream party when the weather gets better. In fact, now I come to think of it, every single present I got was cooking/baking related. Oh and a book token. I'm becoming predictable in my old age, but I'm cool with that. *edit* I would have quite liked a sex god in my stocking. Or trying to get in to my stockings, rather. No such luck :(
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)
I think, really, people are dropping hints
if I know someone who cooks, I get them cooking stuff in the hope they will cook for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)
I will cook for anyone if they stay still long enough
I brought cake for internet randoms ffs.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:10, Reply)
and it was some damn good cake

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)
Cheers!
although I suspect this just means you are angling for me to bring cake to the next bash, too, hehe
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)
I wish I could eat cake when I've been drinking : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)
*offers blousie internet cake*

(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)
Woo! now that I can eat anytime.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)
a little from column a, a little from column b

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)
I read that as "sex toy"
I could do with a sex god too. Ah well. Maybe when I am skinny.*


*when hell freezes over moar like
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)
well, either or really
I'm not so sure about getting sex toys as christmas pressies though. And shush with the self deprecation!
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)
Hahah, it's more like I'll never make the effort to lose the weight I've been steadily putting on over the last few years
There's got to come a point where I'll stop putting it on. Then I can just roll everywhere :D

I entirely see your point about sex toys. Awfully private things, not exactly stocking fillers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)
I wish someone would fill my stocking
*hmphs* and you look fine! If you're anything like everyone else I know, it's just the university lifestyle that's responsible and it'll come off once you start working and stuff :)
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Don't we all, darling Berk, don't we all.
No one on the horizon for you either then?

Oh, I have a fairly good idea of what is contributing to it. I just want to be like I was...3 years ago. Shit. TIME IS PASSING
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
Pfft!
You've got all the time in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)
I guess :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)
pfft! you've not even reached your peak yet love
It's all downhill to 30 for me. And no, both my social and love lives are the barren tumbleweed-filled landscapes they ever were.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)
But I'm wasting the prime time of my life being fat and miserable!
Likewise, my lovelife is similar. Though I spent about 3 days thinking about my ex, and how much I miss him, and how much we used to speak at this time of year (we were long distance friends for a long time). I caved and texted him on Christmas Day, and I've not heard anything back.

Not surprising, really, as he told me he never wants to see or speak to me again, but hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Actually, sexually, the prime of your life is around my age : )
Va va voom!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
I definitely had my personal peak at 15.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
17 for me
That was nearly a decade ago *heaves big sigh*
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)
Life was so much better when I refused to sleep with people.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
ha!
Getting offers that I could refuse would be nice!
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)
Pfft!
It's not about quantity. It's about how you feel about your sexuality and confidance.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
we sound like the old, wise
and slightly bitter old women on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)
Hell yeah!
I'm not bitter insofar as most of my problems are self inflicted.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)
OK, I'm the bitter one
stupid other people making life rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
You girls all should get heated blankets.
I got one and I now totally don't need phsyical contact.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)
don't equate fat with miserable
that way lies madness
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
But I got fat when I became miserable
something is getting cause and effect mixed up in my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
yeah, that can happen
but I realised if I was being miserable because I was fat, I'd never be happy and that is just self defeating.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)
It doesn't improve situations though
I don't think I could be perfectly happy in life at the weight I'm at
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)
be strong!
That's a bit fucking harsh of him though, I think you're probably well rid. And I spent the prime of my life being miserable and considerably larger and having considerably less fun than you! Don't sweat it, it might all seem shit now but it's not so bad and it will get better.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)
Thanks hon.
To be honest I deserve it- I was a mental case. Just wish he'd give me another chance, as I've changed an awful lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
nobody is at their most sane when they're a teenager
I know surely as hell I wasn't. But if he's written you off, maybe you should do the same for him. It might hurt, but don't waste anymore time on him.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)
yeah
there was no hot guy waiting for me when I got home. There was a post office card, though, but it's only 'signed for' I suspect it's a demand for cash
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)
it would put you off
when you ended up thinking about the person who bought it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Unless someone sexy bought it for me.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
bleurgh!

(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
I got a fabulous necklace which I didn't know I was getting but is gorgeous and I love it
another n-dubz cd came in the mail, and waiting on one more
got my new NFL jersey and some books
good times
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)
The toy squirrel I bought Biscuit and Benji lasted two days before it was ripped to shreds : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)
you are teaching them bad habits, mind

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)
Nah! it's in their nature innit.
They also got a father christmas dog toy which lasted about five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)
I hope they don't get on the naughty list for next year

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)
Hahaha!
My mum loved the jar I bought her to put dog treats in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)
oh well, i'm sure that means they enjoyed it!

(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)
Hello Lovely Blousie
How is life?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)
Life is goooood Lampito : )
Let's see how long it lasts.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)
My mouth is very sore
but other than that I'm fine. I'm looking forward to coming back down to London, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)
would it be appropriate to make a rude
comment about the whole sore mouth thing?

Well either way..."well, that's what you get for sucking more than one at once"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)
I get bad mouth ulcers :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)
oh
I feel a *little* bit bad now. Not much, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)
I've got three right now.
My mouth is a world of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)
Aren't they a sign of being run down?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
Mum reckons it's because of the change of water.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)
Don't mean to diss your mum but........rubbish.
www.cks.nhs.uk/patient_information_leaflet/mouth_ulcer
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)
heck yes, E got a squeaky toy that hasn't been destroyed yet....the rope, on the other hand...

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:26, Reply)
The brush set was the big one. Love it love it love it.
Alt: I didn't expect or ask for anything, so everything was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)
oh, brush set? what sort?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)
MAC
One of the limited edition set, with a biggish bag.

-strokes-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)
I own nothing from them.
I'm a bit jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)
I have a lot of MAC makeup.
It's my favourite. So much cheaper in America though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)
really!
they're too expensive for me, I buy at the local drug store
and I don't even know where I could buy MAC IRL
/girl fail
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
s'ok, I had no idea what mac was
before lamps was talking about it the other day. I own an eyeshadow, but I couldn't reliably put it on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)
'an eyeshadow' hahaha
I own tons of shit but it's all old and I shouldn't be using it because it's so old but I can't bring myself to pay for new shit

if you were here I'd totally teach you, I put make up on like a champ.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)
I asked the guy in boots, once
so now I can put on foundation, lipgloss and mascara and not look like a clown. I have one of each and wear them for not much other than interviews and dates
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)
I hate foundation, I always look like I've painted my face with it
see also: powder
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)
I asked for the Curb Your Enthusiasm boxset.
Didn't get it, not that I'm at all bothered. I've done well this year, in all respects.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)
how well?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)
and how much of it was paid for?

(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)
and how much involved an exchange
of bodily fluids?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)
You aren't suggesting life is like this for the lad are you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vShteIpmDk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)
Very well.
Got a watch I've been after for ages which was the main thing. But most importantly I've had an ace few days with about eight million friends and family members.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
Oooo! Mr Popular : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)
What can I say, I'm charm personified and people are drawn towards me.
It's either that or I don't leave people alone and force them to interact with me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Evening wankers.
I got a book I don't want, a jumper that doesn't fit and some shower gel that must have cost all of 80p.

But I'm happy enough with that, as I tell people not to get me anything and I do mean it when I say that, so the fact I've got 3 gifts I don't want is no great disappointment.

I've eaten loads and drank even more, so it hasn't been a complete waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)
I'm drinking my first drink since last week
I spent Christmas wanting to drink just to take the edge off, never a good sign
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
Get drunk Crunchie. Get drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
working on it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
evening you grumpy bastard
I actually thought about texting you really early on christmas day to wake you up with wishing you a merry christmas, but then I thought better of it.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)
Blousie did that.
It'll also be her biggest waste of 12p ever.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)
Hahahahaha!
I bet you loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)
I was pleased your called me a bumder
As I imagine you spent ages deciding what term of abuse to send, deleting your message and then typing another, before deciding that 'bumder' was the best you could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)
No! it was the first thing that came to mind.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)
hahaha
You spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)
: )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)
is there anything you enjoy
Apart from booze and football?
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)
..and fucking dogs?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)
I like lots of things berk.
Trust me, I'm generally a lot more chipper when I'm in good company or enjoying the love of a good woman.

When you get to my age, you start to get bitter about life!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)
OMG! not another one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)
look, it's the time of year for it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)
I grant you
That there's something about the festered season that makes the average single person even more bitter about their situation. /Heaves sigh
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)
it's all that crap about christmas being about 'togetherness'

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)
And people wonder why I think Christmas is fucking bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)
It shouldn't come as a surprise.
This is just the first time anyone has asked me directly why I'm such a fucking misery.

Well, apart from Bob, and I just told him to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)
are you trying to suggest
That a bunch of internet reprobates aren't good company? *pouts*
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Is that a sultry pout?
Or have you had the Leslie Ash treatment?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)
You seemed chipper enough when I met you.
Was that the cloudy?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)
I was fucked.
I really could do with a second chance to make a first impression with all of you.

Not being drunk when I meet you all again would be a good start.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)
hehe, it wasn't so very long ago
That you were insisting that meeting people off the internet was 'fucking bent' and that you'd never do it.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)
And if I wasn't already drunk, I'd have sacked it off.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
miserable!
*pokes*
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)
*prods*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)
*tickles*
*runs away giggling like a tit*
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)
*Rolls on the floor laughing and tells you to fuck off*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)
ticklish, eh?
I shall remember that.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Why? Is your new years resolution to collect pointless facts about people?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
pointless facts
or ammunition?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)
Don't encourage her.
In fact, I ORDER (such is my power) - that people forget that I'm ticklish.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
yeah
I'll totally forget that, oh internet king
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
I do have am astonishing capacity to remember random crap
But no, it was more to be annoying if you're miserable at the next bash blousie and I nag you in to going to.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
The first one is always the worst.
The rest are a piece of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
I'm going to ask a serious question on the left hand side of the screen.
Advice needed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Apart from making me drink that awful cider I enjoyed your company, short as it was.
I'm sorry for being ill and having to leave early.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Well done on dragging yourself back to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)
I would have felt so guilty if I hadn't.
I was the one who pestered you into turning up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)
You did look a bit poorly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)
I suspect the booze did have something to do with it
But then look at how charming monty is in person, and what a misanthrope he is on here, for example.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Hello Jeff!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)
*Waves*
Evening Blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)
How are you?
I have wine. This will be my last drinking alone at home session for the forseeable future.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)
yeah
But that's because you're going to aber's wedding and having exciting funtimes and holidays and stuff!
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)
By mid January it will back to the humdrum.
I want to try and lose another stone.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)
put it down the back of the sofa

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)
I'm tried, I went out last night and then stayed up watching the cricket.
When are you heading further up North for your new years celebration?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)
Thursday and back on Monday.
Two days at work and then off to Tenerife : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)
How long are you in Tenerife for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)
From Thursday to Tuesday.
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)
You hoping to get a tan?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)
Nah! not really bothered about it.
I'm going to enjoy spending time with my sister and the wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:19, Reply)
And when you get back to work, you'll be dead popular as you walk around the company
Selling cheap fags and baccy to your colleagues.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)
My sis will get all my baccy allowance.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)
'Course, they're outside the EU aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
I got a lovely gorgeous scarf from Blousie, and a mini cookbook from my cousin
alt - sexy fun times. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
You're going to Uni soon.
Sexy fun times galore hon!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)
You could have got Poppet a season-ticket to the STD clinic in anticipation Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)
I think she has sense to use protection.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
yes, I really do.
I'm not an idiot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)
For 'protection' I read, 'private health care'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)
I can buy condoms as easily as I can buy tampons
*may be a lie and may actually be quite embarrassed at the checkouts for both items*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)
Really?
I've never had that problem.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)
I always get really shy and embarrassed.
mainly cos I live in a small town, so whenever I buy either item, I am invariably served by someone I know. Who will then go ahead and tell the whole town. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

A woman went into the chemists where she regularly bought her tampons and asked for cotton wool. "Ah, so you"re rolling your own now", said the chemist.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
wa wa waaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
that is SO fucking bad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
it's been a while, like
But even so, it would take considerably more than a mere pun..
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Aww
it's not so bad. Luckily I haven't had that problem in absolutely ages
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Are you going through puberty backwards?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)
no I haven't had a proper boyfriend
for literally years
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)
I got comics and a Stylophone Beatbox
so I am happy
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)
record some tunes!
we wanna hear! well, I do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)
Ooh, I have one of those too!
When Monty collects his we can duet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)
I had a stylophone beatbox and never used it.
So I posted it to Monty.

He has never collected it from the post office. This was months ago, the ungrateful fool.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)
*googles*
Hahahahaha! who on earth bought you one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)
Some twat who thought I'd enjoy it.
See my earlier posts about not wanting gifts at Christmas.

I rememeber one year, someone bought me a goat. The was some sort of monumental cock up at the company and the twats sent it to Africa.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Every day is like a big Christmas Cracker joke fest with me isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Hehe! yes!
The goat one WAS funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
My presents were wank, sadly
Alt q: I wanted shitloads of t shirts, only got one though.

Ah well, I've got between now and the 4th to enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)
well, you can only wear one at a time, anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)
I can't be fucked to cook.
Is it wrong to order a curry, given that I've got more than enough food in the gaff?

Nothing will go off if I get a takeout, but it is very lazy of me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
go on, I'd do the same tbh
I have a harsh craving for some chinese
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)
I will do.
Indian it is.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
nah
some days are for takeaways
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)
And today is one of them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)
that was your serious question?
I might have known. Go on, you slacker, if you want takeaway you get takeaway,
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Well it is a serious question.
Bar the fact I can't be arsed, there is no reason whatsoever as to why I shouldn't cook.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Get a takeaway.
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
And I will.
Assuming they'll deliver.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)
we need a new thread
and I am not doing two in a row

someone else do it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
or perhaps there is only me left here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)
no, i'm here too
posting on my phone is becoming a bit of a chore though. But i'm awaiting a gaz and rather pathetically doing the phone equivalent of constant f5-ing. Just out of boredom, you understand, as i'm at my grandparents house.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
completely understand
I spent lots of time at my parents wishing that a) my phone would let e go to B3TA and b) I could remember my password if it did
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)
it's nice to see family
And of course I love them, but I get overwhelmed and/or irritated by them very quickly. Phone internet has been my saviour on this trip because I forgot my damn book.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Whisky, clothes, a watch
chocolate and some other stuff.

Edit: I'd have liked a Private Eye subscription but I forgot to mention it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
a good haul there!
Are you feeling better? How'd the christmas dinner turn out?
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Still feeling a bit feverish
but am better thanks! The Christmas dinner came out really well, everything was fine, nothing burnt and people enjoyed it. Had a good Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
not bad, although i've come down with a cold and am feeling a bit manky
It's been relatively quiet but what with doing 90% of the cooking i've been pretty busy. My beef wellington turned out extremely well though, and if you like pate I shall have to make you some of my chicken and mushroom one because it is fucking LUSH, better even than my duck and port one.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Hope the cold clears up
and glad the cooking went so well. I will gladly hoover up any pate you make me, since I love the stuff and I'm sure you make it well!

Come Dine with Me is making me want to cook
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)
come dine with me
Is train crash tv at it's finest. The narrator in particular makes it for me, he's such a bitch. Clearly you can cook as you've made christmas dinner, do you enjoy it or just find it a chore?
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I got a tiny bit annoyed
because my dad kept wandering in and helping. Eventually we had harsh words over the right time to put the pigs in blankets in the oven. It wasn't enjoyable it was just something I did. I have no natural talent for cooking

My mother did note that it was the tidiest kitchen she had ever seen after a Christmas dinner was made. Everything got put away instantly or stacked in the dishwasher so I was pretty regimented.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)
i'm like that
But only because my kitchen is miniscule and if there's any amount of mess there's no actual room for cooking. And my mum and I were exactly the same as you and your dad, except about the roast potatoes. I hate it when people hover helpfully in the kitchen when i'm doing stuff.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)
I just didn't want the mess at the end of it
I ceded to my dad on the issue since he can cook and I cannot
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)
but manifestly you CAN cook
I ended up banishing my mum, I could hear her impotently grumbling from the dining room, 'but it's my bloody kitchen'
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)
I can cook sort of
but it lacks flair and is pretty much just instructions followed
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:52, Reply)
flair comes with practice though.
And most people have to follow recipes at least vaguely.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Does this mean you'll be off the Super-Noodles when you get back?
And you'll require no further, unsolicited, shopping and cooking suggestions from me?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:51, Reply)
I'll be on a diet
so no Supernoodles :( I still won't cook though it's such a boring activity
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:53, Reply)
How can you say that?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)
It seems so pointless
making food that will be consumed in minutes. You might as well just eat what you need. It's such a transitory enjoyment
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:57, Reply)
you're essentially saying you'd rather live off astronaut food?
But both cooking and eating are such sensory pleasures, yeah I could just have pasta and sometimes that's all I can be arsed to do, but the sight, the taste, the texture, the smell of what you're making and eating beats necking vitamin pills any day of the week.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)
I did use to want to be an astronaut
however this thread probably explains why I'm fat
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)
gonna side with you on this one
cooking is so very very boring
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)
No it isn't.
I once had a a tin of exploding alphabetti-spaghetti.

That could have spelt 'DISASTER'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)
*groan*

(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)

g M

+With pun based pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)
it's been a while, like
But even so, it'd take considerably more than a pun..
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Whatever!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)
don't you 'whatever' me, you big tease.

(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Is that one of your photos?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)
yeah
it's a rough idea for something I was doing. Also explains why I had turkey dinosaurs for tea the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Sorry. I thought you were doing tourist information photos for
Italy....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:31, Reply)
The Dino looks like a slightly quiffy Italy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)
if you squint a bit maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Or with a bite taken out of one side.
One of my lecturers describes Britain as looking like "a man sat on a pig". I can't see that, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)
How can you possibly not see it?
Wales is the pigs head, East Anglia it's arse. Cornwall its front legs, Kent it's back legs. The North is the man's body, the borrom of Scotland his head and the top bit his hat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)
yeah yeah
Any excuse
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)
they were surprisingly nice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)
You could do a comic strip
of photographs of turkey dinosaurs telling short jokes to each other in alphabetti spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)
yeah, I thought of that
but it takes some time. My favourite one is the one with "Ceci n'est pas une dinosaur". There's one with a dinosaur on a bicycle made of crisps drinking a milk bottle sweet. Really, though I need a mini studio to do these properly. And more alphabeti spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Ah, one of the foods I've never eaten.
Still think there's about 30 kilos of smilie faces in my London freezer though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:31, Reply)
I went round morrisons buying things
shaped like other things for this idea/project thing

now there is no room in the freezer for real food :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Just casting my eyes around my room, I can see
sugar and evil in the shape of cola bottles, and an instrument of torture disguised as a pair of 5 inch high heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)
The shoes are fuckin' sexy though.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)
You lost me after the 'cola bottles'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)
You had me at "lost"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)
speaking of which, is it wrong to buy a very beautiful pair of shoes
Which cost £60 I don't have, cannot afford and will very rarely if ever wear, purely on the basis of them being a work of art?
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)
Linky.
If not, describe. I will then evaluate.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:53, Reply)
can't link as i'm on my phone
But if you go to the topshop website, they're called jenna and they're scarlet suede.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Get 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Hmm, Topshop shoes are good...
Oooh, they are nice. Look comfy, too. Consider it, at least!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
i'm not a big shoe fanatic but they're so so pretty
I'll have to find a store that has them and try them on at least.
(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)
Just looked at the Office sale
BIG MISTAKE.

Try them on, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)
see, a lot of office stuff
Is very very pretty, but completely impractical for me. This is pretty much the only thing that keeps me from spending a lot of money there.
(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Why are they impractical?
I used to wear heels the whole time, got out of the habit now so my feet kill any time I have to. Live pretty much in Docs now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
I have almost no occasion to ever wear any other shoes than trainers
And I can't really walk in heels. At least, if they're higher than 3 inches.
(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:15, Reply)
They do lovely flats, too, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)
still not as practical as trainers or converse
Given that I cycle in to work and constantly wear scruffy, baggy jeans though.
(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)
You have an excellent point.
I exclusively wear dresses or skirts, so trainers would just look odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)
I'd probably buy them
but I'm a fool
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:05, Reply)
to be fair, if I was getting my next student loan installments
In a fortnight, I almost certainly would! As it is, i'll have to see how much pocket money my other nana gives me when I visit tomorrow.
(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:11, Reply)
Haha I have no money
I am poor
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)
^ this
I just don't understand that. But then I love cooking..
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

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