Evening wankers.
I got a book I don't want, a jumper that doesn't fit and some shower gel that must have cost all of 80p.

But I'm happy enough with that, as I tell people not to get me anything and I do mean it when I say that, so the fact I've got 3 gifts I don't want is no great disappointment.

I've eaten loads and drank even more, so it hasn't been a complete waste of time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm drinking my first drink since last week
I spent Christmas wanting to drink just to take the edge off, never a good sign
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Get drunk Crunchie. Get drunk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)

working on it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)

evening you grumpy bastard
I actually thought about texting you really early on christmas day to wake you up with wishing you a merry christmas, but then I thought better of it.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Blousie did that.
It'll also be her biggest waste of 12p ever.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Hahahahaha!
I bet you loved it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I was pleased your called me a bumder
As I imagine you spent ages deciding what term of abuse to send, deleting your message and then typing another, before deciding that 'bumder' was the best you could come up with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)

No! it was the first thing that came to mind.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)

hahaha
You spaz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)

is there anything you enjoy
Apart from booze and football?
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

..and fucking dogs?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Quite.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I like lots of things berk.
Trust me, I'm generally a lot more chipper when I'm in good company or enjoying the love of a good woman.

When you get to my age, you start to get bitter about life!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)

OMG! not another one.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

look, it's the time of year for it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I grant you
That there's something about the festered season that makes the average single person even more bitter about their situation. /Heaves sigh
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)

it's all that crap about christmas being about 'togetherness'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

And people wonder why I think Christmas is fucking bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)

It shouldn't come as a surprise.
This is just the first time anyone has asked me directly why I'm such a fucking misery.

Well, apart from Bob, and I just told him to fuck off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

are you trying to suggest
That a bunch of internet reprobates aren't good company? *pouts*
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Is that a sultry pout?
Or have you had the Leslie Ash treatment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)

You seemed chipper enough when I met you.
Was that the cloudy?
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

I was fucked.
I really could do with a second chance to make a first impression with all of you.

Not being drunk when I meet you all again would be a good start.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)

hehe, it wasn't so very long ago
That you were insisting that meeting people off the internet was 'fucking bent' and that you'd never do it.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)

And if I wasn't already drunk, I'd have sacked it off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

miserable!
*pokes*
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)

*prods*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

*tickles*
*runs away giggling like a tit*
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)

*Rolls on the floor laughing and tells you to fuck off*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)

ticklish, eh?
I shall remember that.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Why? Is your new years resolution to collect pointless facts about people?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

pointless facts
or ammunition?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Don't encourage her.
In fact, I ORDER (such is my power) - that people forget that I'm ticklish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

yeah
I'll totally forget that, oh internet king
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

hehehe

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

I do have am astonishing capacity to remember random crap
But no, it was more to be annoying if you're miserable at the next bash blousie and I nag you in to going to.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)

The first one is always the worst.
The rest are a piece of piss.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I'm going to ask a serious question on the left hand side of the screen.
Advice needed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Apart from making me drink that awful cider I enjoyed your company, short as it was.
I'm sorry for being ill and having to leave early.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Well done on dragging yourself back to the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I would have felt so guilty if I hadn't.
I was the one who pestered you into turning up.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)

You did look a bit poorly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I suspect the booze did have something to do with it
But then look at how charming monty is in person, and what a misanthrope he is on here, for example.
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Hello Jeff!
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)

*Waves*
Evening Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)

How are you?
I have wine. This will be my last drinking alone at home session for the forseeable future.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)

yeah
But that's because you're going to aber's wedding and having exciting funtimes and holidays and stuff!
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)

By mid January it will back to the humdrum.
I want to try and lose another stone.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

put it down the back of the sofa

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I'm tried, I went out last night and then stayed up watching the cricket.
When are you heading further up North for your new years celebration?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Thursday and back on Monday.
Two days at work and then off to Tenerife : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

How long are you in Tenerife for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)

From Thursday to Tuesday.
*glees*
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)

You hoping to get a tan?
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Nah! not really bothered about it.
I'm going to enjoy spending time with my sister and the wedding.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:19, Reply)

And when you get back to work, you'll be dead popular as you walk around the company
Selling cheap fags and baccy to your colleagues.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

My sis will get all my baccy allowance.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)

'Course, they're outside the EU aren't they?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)