You're going to Uni soon.
Sexy fun times galore hon!
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You could have got Poppet a season-ticket to the STD clinic in anticipation Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I think she has sense to use protection.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)

yes, I really do.
I'm not an idiot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)

For 'protection' I read, 'private health care'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I can buy condoms as easily as I can buy tampons
*may be a lie and may actually be quite embarrassed at the checkouts for both items*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Really?
I've never had that problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

I always get really shy and embarrassed.
mainly cos I live in a small town, so whenever I buy either item, I am invariably served by someone I know. Who will then go ahead and tell the whole town. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

A woman went into the chemists where she regularly bought her tampons and asked for cotton wool. "Ah, so you"re rolling your own now", said the chemist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

wa wa waaaaa

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

that is SO fucking bad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

it's been a while, like
But even so, it would take considerably more than a mere pun..
(berk, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Aww
it's not so bad. Luckily I haven't had that problem in absolutely ages
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Are you going through puberty backwards?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

no I haven't had a proper boyfriend
for literally years
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)