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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
WHO gives hand jobs!
It's two thousand fucking ten.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:17,
4 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
It's a prelude to a better thing
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:18,
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shit, even my sex is unintentionally retro these days!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:19,
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you think you're so cool
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:36,
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i'm a lawyer
even i know what this means for my coolness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:41,
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it means you're too cool to give a hand job
unless it's in public
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:48,
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and i can charge for it, in six minute instalments
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:51,
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Even my handjobs are crap.
I'm too heavy handed. It's like I'm milking a cow.
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girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:39,
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mind bleach...
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:41,
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Hahaha!
I may have exaggerated a little for effect.
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girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:43,
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