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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why not make your own breakfast and then go back to bed with it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
because that's not nearly as much fun
As staying right here toasty between the covers and having a minion bring me a croissant.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Have you asked that someone deliver you tea and toast?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)
well, no
I know my parents and I can vividly imagine their likely response.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)
I'm guessing it won't be
'Would you like jam or marmalade dear?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)
do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?

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Yes.
I can't marmalade my cock up your mum's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)
yay!
that was exactly the answer I was after
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marmalade is citrus
And jam is soft fruits, isn't it?
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)
no
more cocks
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hahaha!
No.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Well get up, it's almost lunchtime.
Have some bacon instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)
don't wanna!
*wiggles further under the duvet*
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Well you stay there and miss the whole day.
You'll not sleep this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

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