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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have had an opposite problem (or maybe the same?)
My boobs just don't grow. The rest of me has ballooned and I've stayed the same cup. My back obviously has grown 4 inches in 3 years :(
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
god lucky lucky you
i gain weight, it goes on my boobs. i lose weight, it comes off my legs/bum. i gain weight, it goes on my boobs. i lose weight, it comes off my legs/bum. lather, rinse, repeat until you are several dress sizes apart and can't wear dresses because you look as if you are breastfeeding.

i went out with my brother the other night and i was wearing skinny jeans with high heeled boots and then a push-up bra and t-shirt. he said, "you look like that strongman from the 'pink panther'" (this is a cartoon character with a massive top half and tiny skinny legs).

something has to be done about this!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)
But, but, even though my tits are technically big, when I get naked they literally look tiny.
I guess this is a problem with my body, not with my boobs.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I reckon if you recorded all that time-lapse style it'd look fucking hilarious.
Especially if it didn't all occur symetrically. I'm on the phone to Trinny and Susannah as we speak.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)
i see the purpose of my tragic life is to amuse you today
heartless unfeeling noel :(
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Sorry, nothing personal.
I am feeling atrociously playful today.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)
it's ok
it's character-building for me
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

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