It's her 21st
and she's giving us a really posh lunch and lots of booze. It's the least we can do.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

still, that's mega fucking cool
I got no gifts from my friends except one, and although I haven't even gotten them yet, I'm fairly certain one of the gifts is a tree ornament.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)

:(
This friend got me nothing for my birthday. Not bothered though, she got me an awesome christmas present.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

to be fair, I didn't get them anything either
it's because I have no friends
they're all married and not worried about having friends anymore
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Married. Shit.
That's going to be my group of friends soon. They're all Tories with long-term partners :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

EW

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Don't worry. They won't be married forever.
*Speaks from experience*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Oh Jeff, u so bitter.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Me so right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Cheer up love.
Have an internet awkward pat on the back.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

If I was to mention Trevor and Simon and deserving a pat-on-the-back
Would I be showing my age?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Yes!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

We don't do duvets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Well, it wooshed over MY head at least

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

It's one of his more endearing qualities.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I like Jeff.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

He's lovely.
Even when he's pissed.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

It isn't my fault.
You knew I was going out before hand!

I can't do 12 hour sessions anymore, I'm old.

Old and too thin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Come to Blousie's summer bash
we shall ply you with alcohol from lunchtime and giggle as you descend in to incoherency and mess.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

It's different when you're getting drunk with people though isn't it?
You tend to drink at their pace.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

You'll never get drunk if you drink at my pace
I'm a lightweight.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Trust me. I'd manage to get drunk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

drink at my pace berk
and you'll be pissed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I will be dead, more like

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Student pace is unfair.
They've got too much recovery time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:42, Reply)

No hangovers remember
and also excellent genes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Woo! Blousie has spotted 'bitter and twisted' as one of my qualities!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I rememeber my 21st
It has only been in the last couple of years I've been able to even consider drinking tequila again.

Curse those pretty girls walking round clubs selling shots of cheap tequila for a quid (or whatever it was back in my youth).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I saw my 20th birthday in with a shot of tequila.
I ended it drinking what was likely screenwash and white spirit making out with a homosexual.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

was it a boy or a girl?
they come in two flavors, ya know
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Both flavours.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Like Raspberry Ripple?
Although that is slang for cripple.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

No, like a drunk fat girl jumping on people

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

It does sound like an epic evening though
I spent my 20th birthday party getting pissed alone in my flat. I think yours sounds better.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Not when you have a 3-day hangover
and you accidently de-virgined your coursemate.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

3 day hangovers are par for the course at my age
My sister took me out drinking on a Saturday night and I didn't feel right again til Tuesday tea time, and I was still shaking and retching on Monday morning. How it is that she holds her drink that well and I cannot is a mystery.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I do not hold my drink well at all.
There is a semi-notorious incident where I vomited onto a table. Or when I punched Wookiee in the face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I've done some fairly embarrassing things
but I've never made a total spectacle of myself, at least.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

The worst thing I remember doing is making an arse of myself at a house party by trying to be a scratch DJ on the real DJ's turntable.
The DJ was not amused.

Then later I zonked out with excessive drug use and missed half the night. I was in my early thirties : /
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Eek!
yes, I can safely say that I've never made quite that much a tit of myself. I've spilled drinks on bikers (twice) and I've done my fair share of falling over, falling asleep and falling in to strange boys laps, but I've never done anything quite that bad.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I've been told there's something I did
that I hope is a lie and will never be told lest it becomes accepted truth.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

you can't leave it at that!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I'll gaz you

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)