Resolution for Darth
Stop acknowledging gay insults. It doesn't matter whether you respond to them with good humour or not, that you do at all is why they're so frequent.
Resolution for Monty
Stop being an MD taking parent. The consequences of getting caught are ludicrously shit.
Resolution for rachelswipe
Stop announcing the monetary values of your purchases, we get that you have a lot of disposable income.
Resolution to all b3ta ladies
I'd like to echo the above point, stop going on about how repellent you are to the opposite sex. I think pretty much all OT ladies I've met are good looking. If you want to lose weight do so because you want to, not because you think you ought to, and do it by seriously including some sport into your routine rather than by not eating.
Resolution for me
Stop mentioning you got engaged, no-one other than me and my gal cares anymore.
Resolution for Jeff
Stop. Fucking. Dogs.
Resolution for PsychoChomp
Don't stop being you.

Any more people I should be judging and telling what to do with their lives?
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:27, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh oh!
Do one for me!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Erm, I honestly can't think of one
You're clearly already awesome like me.
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Woo!
Probably "Stop being such an attention whore/exhibitionist" would have worked though
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

You're not on often enough to do that anymore
Thanks for that btw
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Thanks for what?
Not being around much? THE CHEEK!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Wow, that university education is paying off after all
Much more revision to be done?
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I sense.... sarcasm
Four more modules to go. Blegh.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Stop looking like the heroine from an animated fantasy .
It is very demoralising for those of us who look like humans.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Only if you stop having fabulous tits
and being able to fantastically pull off the classy twenties look.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

But big knockers are the very things that will prevent me from wearing a flapper dress for my wedding
Oh cruel fate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

This is terrible!
Allow me to offer my services, we could switch for the day.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Can I have the rest of your figure too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Only for the day, mind.
I shall want it back after.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'll be gentle with it, promise
I won't be
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

you could lend each other one and experience the breast of both worlds

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Good heavens, Bob!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

hee hee
boobs ftw
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

We could do a transplant. Take a bit off Roota's,
Stick it on mine. Voila! Two sets of perfectly sized boobs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I got a knife sharpener for christmas
finally a use for it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

*flees*
*not fleas*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)

why won't you let me cut your tits off?
God you're so frigid.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Maybe some booze would help

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Are they 'growing' ? Are you knocked up? It's just that I've never been with a knocked up girl before.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

resolution for djtp
fuck off and die in a hole?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Duly noted

( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

in fact
why wait until the new year? do it now, set us all a good example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I am just 30 mins down the road
Any lamp post in particular I should wrap my car around?
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

one that won't inconvenience anyone else
or cost the taxpayer too much to replace
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Right it's been 10 minutes
I'd have expected a number of knights to have appeared at this stage. Must be a slow day.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

i've had a couple of gazzes of support
does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Not really, I'd been expecting top knighting on this one from a number of sweaty palmed individuals
I've been robbed of entertainment !!!!11!11
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

That doesn't really happen much around these parts
just the occasional bit of pandering.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

you try it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Erm Fuck off DJTP u meanie cunt y r u so shit 2 dis internet gurl
i bet ur gay
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

chivalry is dead

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Not any more
I couldn't find my saddle for a bit, solved now
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I'll be passing the vol-au-vents in a mo as a method of distraction
I don't like New Year fights.
The carpet gets ruined.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'm not going to fuck you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You will be mine, you will b... *vomits*

( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Bit on the tight side
all in all.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Sterling work djtp

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Hiya Bobz!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

merry christmas roots
MY old teacher killed that girl!!! how mental is that.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

What did he teach?
Was he weird and an easily-spotted wrong'un?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Pizza and Cider studies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That pizza, or its absence, has been driving me insane

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Do you think the murder was his special 'topping'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

*thud*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)

English
Honestly can't remember I was 13 my bro will though so i'll ask him.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Hang on??!!!
didn't you know the guy who honeymooned in South Africa and his wife was murdered?

Jinx!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

These things come in threes.
Who is Bob going to murder?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Bristol seems to be a hot spot for mentals who I've met

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

The sooner you get back to Wales the better.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I miss Wales, spending tomorrow there though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I echo this sentiment
It's drizzly and closed on Sundays.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I know!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

DJ.
I don't really fuck dogs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

A likely story

( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

It's true.
Generally speaking, I like pretty girls.

If they have the potential to turn into a complete mentalist, I might even decide to marry them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I can't believe you lied to us.
I thought you were a dogfucker.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I have issued denials before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Not with your name
I feel let down
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

lies on the internet, i've seen your ex wife.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

No.
That was a poodle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

like em shaved then?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

But of course.
Who doesn't?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Haha, ok then, I read that as....
Darth: [bad thing]
Monty: [bad thing]
'swipe: [bad thing]
Me: [Stop mentioning something awesome that's happening to me, 'cus something awesome is happening to me, best stop mentioning it. Hahah, nobody cares that awesome thing is happening]
Jeff: [Shit, I've been a right cock here, best do something non serious]
Chomp: [How the _hell_ is he able to tap pretty much anyone he wants? Just look at him, he looks like in his spare time he worked out how much tarmac was used to create the M1.]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I haven't worked out how much tarmac was used to create the M1
THATS MY EVENING SORTED
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

If the awnser is "Trick question, they didn't use tarmac, they used [something similar]", then I'm not counting that awnser.
Awnsers must be numeric.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I like that description of Psychochomp
I like it very much.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)