Moan about the youth of today

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Funny you should mention that, I fucking hate the way young people laugh a lot
and are generally quite happy
( broadsword, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)

also pretend an interest in gardening
and smoke a pipe
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

Fuck that, I'm old but I'm not that old

( broadsword, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:44, Reply)

Hey, I occasionally smoke a pipe.
And you'd have to be at least twice my age to be considered anywhere near old.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Yeah, guessing I am twice your age, cheers for rubbing it in

( broadsword, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:58, Reply)

It was more the comment about pipe smoking=old
Sorry for making you feel ancient.
Actually, if you're under 60, you're not old. You might just be "middle-aged"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:01, Reply)

But still probably, under 60, twice your age.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:03, Reply)

Am I fuck 30.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:05, Reply)

Sorry. I got that horribly wrong.
I was trying to suggest that being 60 would make any of us MORE than twice your age.

I got it wrong.

I blame me age.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:07, Reply)

I should point out here that I am nowhere near 60
ta
( broadsword, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:09, Reply)

So you're not old, you're just middle aged.
Is that worse?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:18, Reply)

He is probably still younger than me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:19, Reply)

You're not old.
THAT old, anyway. Wouldn't even say you were middleaged.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:29, Reply)

I will be in 4 years though.
I'll start going grey and losing my hair and stuff then, I expect.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:33, Reply)

monty had a brilliant phrase for lampito's 19/20 year old mates
he said something like "i hate their short lives and long potential"

gotta see his point
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)

yeah but he also calls them the Skins generation :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Foreskins generation.
I love Monty and I think he feels the same about me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:54, Reply)

A little b3ta love-in

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:56, Reply)

Treasure this moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:57, Reply)

Yes.
Monty gets me all a fluster.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:57, Reply)

Someone thought I actually fancied Monty
lolololol
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:01, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:03, Reply)

He's too similar to my father gone wrong
Which has an alarming subtext seeing as he bums me in porn.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:05, Reply)

He's too similar to
gone wrong
Which has an alarming subtext seeing as he
( broadsword, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:09, Reply)

We're thinking of doing a colab with bert

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:19, Reply)

Oedipus Sex

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:26, Reply)

I love this

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:29, Reply)

My family are massive geeks
there was a bit of debate over who was the father of our cat's kittens- with the uncomfortable realisation it might be one of her previous kittens. My mother weighs in with Oedi'puss' Rex and I contribute 'Jo-'cat'-sa
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:32, Reply)

those puns aren't geeky
Just obvious...
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)