Good for you on most counts
but that last one is nonsense. You already have a reputation as the nicest of B3tans, just get stuck in if someone's being stupidly self-indulgent.

*braces*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You just want him to get stuck in you massive bumder

(Bazongaloid, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Nah man you're alright, a bit gay but that never hurt anyone.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Most b3tans are actually lovely in my experience.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Hot gossip
Who are the wankers that make your skin crawl?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:44, Reply)

ahaha not even going there.
nice try though. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Gaz me up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Have you caught any going through your used underwear?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Only Monty

(Bazongaloid, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Ah, so that's the source of his 'special homemade broth' with added chunks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:48, Reply)

nope.
and that's a very disturbing thought.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:48, Reply)

It's happened, you just haven't witnessed it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:49, Reply)

please don't ever say that again!
I feel a bit violated now...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Just think how violated you could have felt if you'd stayed with Edmund.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:51, Reply)

*shudder*

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:55, Reply)

My work here is done

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Dozer
Although he makes me laugh more than creeps me out. At him, not with him. Not ever with him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Terrible bullying

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:54, Reply)

You're quite right, he is a terrible bully
When you can't even do bullying well it really is time to reassess your life choices
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I don't know why you consider me a bully.
Really, I don't. Nobody else does.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I don't consider you a bully
I consider you a dickhead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)