A request to all photo-shoppers out there
Morning,

I'm after a decent picture of cat herding. I've had a look on Google images and am not impressed. If someone out there has some spare time and would like to help out a fellow b3tan, please give it a go and post your effort in the replies.

Cheers, and a happy new year to all.

Che
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:33, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You DO NOT herd us human, WE herd you

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Good morning Colonel
*salutes* How the hell are you?

I hope you're at work too - it's quite lonely here today.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Hi Che
I certainly am at work, but i'll probably skive off at about 3.30pm.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT ON NEW YEARS EVE

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Are you being mean,
Building up his hopes, then dashing them?

If so, good show and all that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Clarification;
I never had any responsibility for his hopes raising and or lowering, this unfounded allegation resulted in a verbal apology from the Queen.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I like this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

photo shopping?
the only time i've ever done that was when i bought my camera. and i chose that because it was pink!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

So sorry to tell you 'you're wrong'
But that would be camera shopping, not photo shopping. A camera and a photo are two different things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

firstly IT WAS A JOKE
i didn't say it was a good one.

secondly, you are so not sorry. you LOVE telling me that i am wrong. it gives you a reason to haul your pathetic carcass out of your honking pit in the morning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)

he sleeps with geese?
The vile pervert!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

that's why they call him the Penguin of death
or some other bird/shagging related joke that actually makes sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

This was shit
Go home and go back to bed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)

don't joke
official party line here is "we might let you leave at 4.30pm". woohoo. i have done EVERYTHING on my desk and even dictated a load of letters for january, and it's only 10.30am..... and i NEED to get to manchester for new years eve!!!

i had been thinking more like 12.30...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Just stick your fingers down your throat so you vomit all over your desk

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

my new years resolution is to be more sensible about what i eat and not starving myself in a bid to be healthy
thanks for your invaluable support here, really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

For clarification
This is a serious request - not urgent or important, but it would help me out. I have to write a blog entry for work and my theme is herding cats, deadline is Jan 7th so do pull your fingers out of whichever orifice you favour.

Cheers (as Legless would say)
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

If only there were some area of b3ta that specialised in photoshopping
If only...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Well, I know...
...but I rarely visit those bit of b3ta and I don't know anyone there. Still, maybe it's worth a try.

Thanks.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

IM GETTTING RIGHT ON IT NOW

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

"Print Screen" when it gets to a good bit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Google images

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

even i had to laugh at this
who comes up with these things?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)

It's a promotional video for some piss-pot financial services company that a mate of mine works for

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

if i had any money that i hadn't spunked on
shoes and makeup and other essentials, it would work on me.

you've lost all respect for me now, haven't you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

If I hadn't spent 2 years in financial services admin
I too would be distracted by all the kitties and sign up for some low-yield bond or perhaps a personal pension plan where the fist 2 years contributions are lost in commission.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

fist 2 years?
that would put me off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Thanks for this
I did see a couple of stills from this on Google, but the quality wasn't very good. Sorry to be such un-grate.

Will try a screen grab though and it'll probably be more than good enough for the purpose.

Thanks again,
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

No worries
I have never used photoshop, so it's the best I could do.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)