that's why they call him the Penguin of death
or some other bird/shagging related joke that actually makes sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This was shit
Go home and go back to bed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)

don't joke
official party line here is "we might let you leave at 4.30pm". woohoo. i have done EVERYTHING on my desk and even dictated a load of letters for january, and it's only 10.30am..... and i NEED to get to manchester for new years eve!!!

i had been thinking more like 12.30...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Just stick your fingers down your throat so you vomit all over your desk

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

my new years resolution is to be more sensible about what i eat and not starving myself in a bid to be healthy
thanks for your invaluable support here, really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)