You're going to DERBY... to meet girls
Yeah, good luck with that. If you can find one with all her own teeth, four limbs, the ability to string a sentence together and no obvious traces of crippling STDs then I suggest you do the gentlemanly thing, and take her to the train station so she can get to wherever she was aiming for
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ha
my friend has just opened a gallery in derby. i suggested to my dad that we went to see it, and he said "fuck off, it's a pain in the arse to get to, and a shithole when you get there." is this an accurate assessment?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Yes, completely accurate

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Most of the reason why it's a pain in the arse to get to
Is because you spend the entire journey asking why on earth you're going to fucking Derby, and contemplating the horror that awaits you there.

Leaving Derby, on the other hand, is like snorting cocaine off Scarlett Johnasson's naked arse whilst watching the complete Battlestar Galactica (in HD) in the back of a chaffeur-driven limo which is also a Honda Accord which you own along with several others
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

i've been to chesterfield
it can't be worse than chesterfield, surely?

i snogged my second ever snog when i was 13 in "xanadu" nightclub in chesterfield. classy classy classy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

The aforementioned ex was born in Chesterfield. I forgave her. Awesome rack.
And yes, it is worse than Chesterfield, although you would be well advised to avoid both. Derby is the worst place in any known plane of reality. Worse than Dagobah, Scaro or Grimsby. Put together.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)