good at excuses

edit: my mrs loved the makeup, so thanks once again :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you took make-up tips from more than one of us
you cheating two timing duplicitous... MAN!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I swear I'm sorry swipe!
I didn't know he was tipping (and the rest) elsewhere!

(Vipros- I'm very glad she liked it :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)

it is proving our point
that THEY ARE ALL THE SAME. even the good ones, like vipros.

if i had any tears left, i would be shedding them RIGHT NOW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I think we both need a shot of something strong
the disappointment kills
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)

i have donald trump's golden vodka for tonight
that might cure some of the stabbing pain and sickness i am feeling inside right now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'm sorry but I still find that deeply entertaining.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)

i find it 40% proof
which is all i am really looking for in these things!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I made no secret of it :-P
and Amberl's tips were more along the direct "buy this particular thing" lines
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

banished

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

:-(
how can I return to your good graces?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

you can't
you only get ONE chance with me, vipros...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

you realise that this means my life is no longer worth living?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:59, Reply)

you should have thought of that
before you took my high opinion and my generous friendship and trampled them carelessly in the dirt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)

It's not like I didn't also use the useful and comprehensive stuff you sent me as well.
would you have preferred it if I'd just ignored the effort that Amberl went to help me out as well?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

yes
i am very demanding
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

you won't get around me like that...
HOW hot, exactly?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

this hot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

totally not clicking that at work
what is it, what is it, before my curiosity eats me alive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

cartoon picture of a thermometer and the sun ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

oh
i was expecting something about horses.

and to think i wore your favourite slutty pencil skirt today and EVERYTHING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

hah, I almost put a pic of a secretary type woman as well
by which I mean one like the one in the film Secretary, not saying that you dress like a secretary
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

many of our secretaries dress much better than the lawyers!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

this does not surprise me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

what are you implying?
you can be cast back into that icy frozen wasteland very quickly indeed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I'm implying that my dad was a lawyer for many years, and as a result I have met lots of his colleagues

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

speaking of dads and your dad's practice
my dad bought me (well, me and my brothers) a holiday cottage in cornwall for xmas. where's padstow (might be porth, can't remember). is it nice?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

he bought you a cottage?
Padstow is basically owned by Rick Stein. It's in a good location, but I find Padstow itself to be quite shit. It's also probably the busiest most touristy place in Cornwall.

Porth is on the outskirts of Newquay, not far from where I usually camp down there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

yup
it's an investment/inheritance tax thing rather than a christmas present really, he just thought that would be a nice time of year to tell us. which it was!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

very nice!
you should stop in for afternoon tea on your way down sometime.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

is it near you then?
it'll be let out for most of the year i think (well, i hope!), but i will def be going over the summer at some point.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

not near me, but there aren't many main roads into Devon and Cornwall, so you'll have to come right past Exeter
which means you are only about 5-10 minutes from my house.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

i shall remember this
although i was thinking of the fancy sleeper train. think it comes into penzance. is that a million miles from porth?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Cornwall isn't a big place at all
so it doesn't take that long to get from anywhere to anywhere else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

even in my stilettos?
this is a good thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I don't mean by walking :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

oh
not even in my fabulous ass-toning trainers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

have they given you a fabulously toned ass yet?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)