Everyone knows me at the Latvian club anyway.
And all my clothes are so boring. I'd borrow something from my sister but she'd dress me in something painfully fashionable and cold.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Chainmail?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Christ, I know you're behind the times in Liverpool but that's ridiculous
Good result the other night by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I don't follow fashion, anyone who has met me can back me up on this
Tbh, I'll take these results, just as long as we get Woy out of there sooner rather than later.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I said at the start of the season that it was the wrong club for him
What he did at Fulham was achieved over years, and at Liverpool he was only ever going to get months to deliver.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I understand that a manager needs time to make his own team
But this is the worst start in 57(?) Years, last time it was this bad, we might have been relegated.

His win/loss ratio is pathetic, he insults players during press conferences, and has shown he's happy with draws against teams we should beat. He's had his chance. Its time for him to leave.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I quite agree
I think he's a great manager in terms of what he's done in the past, I just don't think he can bring that sort of thing out at a high-profile, results-driven club like Liverpool
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

She makes me wear dresses I don't like and bans me from wearing tights
When you smoke as much as I do, this is a big problem in winter.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Wear something low-cut
You'll look great and get more drinks bought for you. Two birds, one stone

/pathetic attempt to dispense non-gay fashion advice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Well I was hardly
About to go out covered from neck to toe on NYE.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

You should totally do that
Break the mould
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Yeah but then no drinks bought.
THINK Darth, THINK.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

You know those hospital gowns with an open-up flap for the arse?
You need an equivalent in your top-to-toe outfit. On your tits.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I'm picturing something like a cuckoo clock now, that'll pop open every hour on the hour.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

There's got to be a market for that sort of thing
I don't think www.cuckootits.com is taken either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I'm off to the patent office.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I'll do the marketing
We'll need a model for the TV spots. Ann Widdicombe's at a loose end now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

"Buy this or we'll start the timer"
That sort of thing?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)