Best one line lyric in a song ever
I kind of reached the conclusion via an indepth discussion over on QOTW that Des'ree's "I'd rather have a piece of toast" is the worst but what's the best?
(Miss B3thpot, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:34, 25 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'You're pretty when I'm drunk, and I'm pretty fucking drunk'
That's real romance that is.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Yay for Jimmy Pop Ali

( djtrialprice, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen and you've no idea where that cock has been.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

some choice Prince lyrics
"I guess I shoulda known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last"

"I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine"

"Our innocent symbol of glory I've got more holes than a golf course "
(Miss B3thpot, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war.
( djtrialprice, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Zippidy doo dah I smoke weed and I got brain damage
But I don't give a fuck because I still manage.
( djtrialprice, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)

You seem a trifle unhappy, that I'm a cowardly custard

( djtrialprice, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)

ooooh
best line ever for me is in a Chuck Berry song (Nadine)

'campaign shouting like a southern diplomat'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

i love you like a fat kid love cake
killer line. id marry any cunt that used that on me
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I love you like Fat John likes his dinner

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

oooh regional

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Are you better?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

yeh ta just the snots now
i think i might have a baileys, you know, for my throat and that.

how was your new years?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I'm just off to get a Failey's!
I think it will really help your throat as well.

Last night was boss. Got very drunk but managed to get back to mine in time for the bells and to bring in the coal, bread and salt.
Yours?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

stopped in with pauly
i fucked off to bed around half 11 an all, i dont bother with all that new year bollocks

here did i tell you that i got a fireman mug for christmas and when you put hot water in it his pants disappear and you get to see his winkle
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Thank god we got home
It does my brain in.

Haha, that's ace! Whereas I got very tasteful rubber duckies that change colour in the bath.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:15, Reply)

my mug is better
the boys at work wont make me tea in it cause that means theyre gay. and if they touch it they will catch gay and then be gay.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)

I think it went a little something like this
mmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Cos then there was this kid whose parents made him come directly home right after school
and when they went to their church, they shook and lurched all over the church floor, he couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just gone there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I am sixteen going on seventeen I know that I'm naive

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I've got no cerebellum.
( spesh., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

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Slayer: Angel Of Death.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

The one I always think of this time of year
"it's been a long december and there's reason to believe, maybe this year will be better than the last"

it's not mind blowing, I just like it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Na na na na, na na naa na naa na na na na

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

hahahahh
I looked at that just as that bit came on the stereo (I had the album on)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)