I'd fix my teeth
They came through strangely when I was growing up for some reason. Stupid teeth.

Awesome and manly as I am, I fear I'm going to cry when saying bye to friends this weekend before moving South.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You'll be fine mate.
You can skype and facebook and do all the other things the kids understand.

And, when you visit them, or they visit you, it'll be quality time, rather than quantity time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

Actually, this.
Though I've got by so far by having enough jaw and lip for them to stay hidden most of the time.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Oh teeth yeah
I have a crooked front tooth, so expensive to get that fixed though. It'll have to wait
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Yeh, I totally noticed this.
'What a shame,' I grieved, 'that the almost-perfect Amberl is RUINED by that hag's tooth she has.'
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:55, Reply)

I've been relying on my tits to disguise it
You saw through my perfidious disguise :(

Alright Clendrix?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Alright lovely.
I think you're fine, boobs, teeth and all.
And on that note, I'm wandering off again. Hope you sleep well...eventually!
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)

You've got a boggly tooth?
this is news to me...
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)

The front two are uneven
it would require shifting the jaw or something to fix. I have solved this with smiling close mouthed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)

I had braces until September.
And didn't smile or even laugh with my teeth showing for two whole years. Having them was the best decision I've ever made though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:56, Reply)