I used to have pink streaks in my hair
but quite frankly both it and I looked awful
I wouldn't go above a D, they're too much hassle. The nice pert set of C's I had when I was about 17/18, I'd like them back.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Says 'content unavailable'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)

Arse
that's probably cos you're not on my facebook, and I can't be arsed to jiggle my security settings so you can see it.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Correct
Anyone can view your profile photos, but that's it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

I'd befriend you on Facebook.
But I fear it'll be a picture of your hair, and not your pert 17 year-old tits.

I don't know if I could cope with that sort of disappointment
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:45, Reply)

It's a picture of me being 18
with pink hair and a wobbly belly. My boobs are not on show in that one I'm afraid - for that kind of photo you need to add Lampers.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Lampers said she loved me earlier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:52, Reply)

Aww, you sound almost proud
Validation online. Did it make you feel all warm and fuzzy?
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:54, Reply)

No. It made me laugh.
She has never met me.

She'd soon change her opinion then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:58, Reply)

Why?
You seemed nice, if a bit shy and drunk.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)

I was only shy 'cos I was drunk.
Normally I'm the life and soul.

I knew I was beyond resonable conversation before I got there, I should have sacked the night off and gone to bed. But I promised Blousie a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:04, Reply)

You get more shy when you've been drinking?
that makes no sense to my head at all.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:05, Reply)

I was past my best, I knew that.
I'd love a second chance to make a first impression.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:08, Reply)

Wear a fake moustache and a tophat for the next bash

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)

That let me down last time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

Aww
well, turn up sober to something at the same time everyone else is turning up sober, and we'll see.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)

Well, I'll try.
I can't promise.

The calendar looks quite barren at the moment, so we'll see what comes us.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:15, Reply)

There's oddments and sodments in the works
but nothing official as yet.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:17, Reply)

he should come to Oxford for the mini-bash

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:18, Reply)

He won't.
He hasn't been invited.

*Gets all stroppy*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

Because you're not on facebook

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

I am, but I never use it.
I'm available via gaz, but seemingly that isn't good enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:23, Reply)

He is on facebook (I think)
he just likes to pretend he's too cool to add any of us.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:23, Reply)

I never use it.
I logged in to view that like you posted, but I'm fucked if I'm bothering with the notifications, friend requests and all the other bollocks that goes with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:26, Reply)

You can just ask it not to email you any of that stuff, you realise?

(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:29, Reply)

I'm always shy
It makes me me
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)