I went to the sales yesterday at the local Designer Outlet Centre - all crap
But when I went to get a parking ticket someone driving out gave me theirs, I almost cried - it's a long time since a stranger has been that nice.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i always give my ticket away
sneaky tight cunts have started asking you to put your reg in the machine though. no sharesies
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

traffic wardens get proper arsey if they catch you doing that
the fuckers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

makes no fucking odds though
i paid for it, they cant do owt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

cheeky bastards
it's not like they are losing out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

i hope they get the shits

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

they
are the shits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

They do that round my way too.
There is no need for it, other than to stop people sharing tickets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

i do laugh when you get behind some soppy tosser who ent realised you need the reg
then they swear and march the missus back proper cunted off because they cant fucking remember it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

9/10 for sweary content!
Good fuckin' work!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

i also do bar mitzvahs

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

My mum sent Nana to do that the other day.
First she came back to borrow my mum's glasses, then she came cback and said "I've forgot the number :("
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

haha
top nan'ing tho. if id have asked my nan to go look, cunt wouldve stronged it and made out she couldnt breathe or had a bag leg or some shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

pffft, poor nanna.
I wish I had funny stories like that about my Nanna's.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I do this all the time at home...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)