under 99mph after my dad got clobbered for it
he was soooo lucky - he was in the patrol car being clobbered when an announcement came on the radio that a dangerous criminal was running down the m6 toll. the policeman turned to my dad and said, "did you hear that sir? it was your lucky day. now piss off."

this being said, extravagant beast though i normally am in every other respect, i never use the toll unless there is traffic on the m6 because £5 is a fucking massive ripoff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And a £10 salad in a bargain.
You mentalist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

the salad is tasty
the m6 toll is a rip off. it was ok when it was £2.50, but i am not adding a tenner to my journey when the petrol is already £100!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)

My mum, in the 70s or whatever, was driving down the motorway at 100mph.
A police car started chasing her and eventually she noticed and pulled over. The copper said "Don't you look in your rear mirrors?" and she goes "Not when driving 100 miles an hour I don't". He laughed and let her off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

this is going in my book for in case i get stopped
along with pressing the elbows together to deepen the cleavage and fluttering the eyelashes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I reckon practice makes perfect, best get the opinion of someone else, someone else with fluffy hair, to see if it would work.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)