Anyone else watching the Big Fat Quiz of the Year?
thoughts so far? Fielding is a bit irritating, Ross is a tit, Alan Carr is funny though.

alt q: Who would you have on your ultimate quiz show. Four guests max. Go!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:02, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got 'The Story of Light Entertainment' on BBC Four on.
I've got The Football League Show on Sky+, that'll be going on shortly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

*CHANGES CHANNELS*
Can't get enough of nostalgia
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Hang on. Is that quiz shit?
Cos I've just put it on. Leaving Brucie, Tarby and Monkhouse on BBC Four.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I like it
but I am a hairy over grown child.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Is it likely to be funny?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

yeah course.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

So far it hasn't been.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

you are old and humourless

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

You are probably stoned and therefore you'd find Jim Davidson funny.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)

correction I AM stoned
and I don't find Jim Davidson funnyt but I do like Jethro
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I feel guilty for enjoying Big Break now.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Don't, it was frickin awesome

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I'll bet you watched that before your Saturday night highlight
Noel's House Party.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

*shames*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

When he clicked I always wanted it to be us on NTV

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Why?
I'd have happily been the contestant on 'Grab a Grand' - cos that was free money, albeit it with Frank Bruno trying to pick Yen off the floor of a phone box with a fan in it, but the rest of the show was shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)

but but but
it had a gunge tank.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

but but but
It was FUCKING SHIT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)

fair enough

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Be honest.
It isn't missed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

of course I don't miss it
because I'm not 10 years old anymore but at the time it kept me entertained.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

I remember watching it once
when that hatchet faced bitch off loose women had put chris evans on it. All I could focus on was the fact that his socks were filthy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

That is a very specific memory of the show you've got there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

well, it was the only famous person they'd had on that slot
In other news, I've just seen the best story
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

He was almost
Dorsal FINish there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

The light entertainment hierarchy
So much argyle pattern.
Have Lenny Bennett or Kenny Lynch been on yet?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Kenny Lynch has been on, offering his view on Sammy Davis Jnr.
I'm giving this quiz another few minutes, before going back to BBC Four.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

I'M TOGGLING RIGHT NOW

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Question Roota.
Why is it that most 1970's comedians could sing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Cos of t'clubs, Jeff
ont clubs you had to be an all-rounder. Do a joke, do a turn, put down the hecklers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Gone are the days of the all-rounder Root.
And the laughter has died because of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

ISLA!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

My dad liked her.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Who didn't?
I liked how they acknowledged stuff, like how LWT was doing an ITV show 'joining up the networks'.There's this pretence of slickness nowadays, and it's all so distant and other worldly, yet when tv was newer, and was still a mystery, they mentioned technical stuff, and acknowledged a lot more. I don't know how to convey this. I'll shut up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I think we just have to say...
'Telly was better back in the 80s'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I cant stand the presenter of the footie league show they should get Jake Humphries
Current guy is irritating
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I'm watching it
Fielding is alright in small doses. I reallt do like Alan Carr.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I think he is hilarious. Awoyade or whatever is also good.And Nessa is charming.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Isn't she soooo different when she's not Nessa'd up?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

She is black, wears glasses and has an afro.
Or haven't I seen her yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

The bird in the dress Jeff

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Gotcha.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Right. I've put it on.
Is it going to be a waste of half an hour?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I'm going to record the nostalgia and watch the quiz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Im watching it on 4 plus 1

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Switches to +1

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

I'm also slapping myself in the face
*waits expectantly*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Noel Fielding has a face like a peanut.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

my mates wife looks like him
it's horrid
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Mein Gott, das ist traumastich, ja?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)

yup

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Does he like peanuts?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

he must do cause she is a fucking pig

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Not keen on her, no?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

not only is she a bit ugly which doesnt actually matter
she just irritates the piss out of me. She is all airy fairy, christian lovey dovey arse biscuity wank all the time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Nope, no TV.
Listening to R1 punk show, a band I used to knock about with were on. I can't fucking stand that Fielding twat.

Alt: Ben Miller, Dara O'Briain, Grace Dent and Anton Vowl.

Edit: I'm swapping Anton Vowl with James O'Malley.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

I'm looking forward to Zane Lowe on the breakfast show
is Anton Vowl in JLS?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Yeah. I want a guy from JLS on.
www.enemiesofreason.co.uk/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

TL:DR

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I'm just showing you who he is
You don't have to read it. You should, because I lahve him. But you don't have to.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)

It's too late to learn anything
my brain is full of shit now, I;ll look in the mornjing .
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)

There will be a test tomorrow afternoon.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

The author of that site is a dissident. He questions the Party's wisdom.
What's the bet he'll "disappear" before too long?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Dirty Desmond may have him killed by the end of the month.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)

I'm watching The Walking Dead
And I've not been known as "four guests" for quite some time
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I'd poke one into Fielding.
With the informed consent of both parties though lol!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

The bird from Most Haunted?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

No, Noel Fielding.
I do have some standards you know.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

It's okay
it hasn't puttered out as much as previous shows.

alt q: hard to pick but Ross Noble, Jo Brand and Rob Brydon would be barred.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I assume Fielding and Russell Brand are a team on there?
If so, they can fucking die. Painfully.

Alt Q: Ross Noble, Eddie Izzard, Rowan Atkinson and Kevin Smith.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I have watched it and laughed my tits off

Having never had any 'real life' friends, I always love watching these panel type shows, because it feels like having a lugh in the pub with mates.

Alt: andy hamilton, sean lock, david mitchell, jimmy carr

and me, obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Is watching
And dont know if i should be smug that I know a lot of the answers or concerned I spend too much time on the internets and TV

My ultimate Tv quiz would be wilderness survival,foraging, obscure tribal life and eating weird stuff based
so guests would be Ray Mears, Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall, Bruce Parry & Heston Blumenthal
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)