Hello, Monty. What am I?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A brazen hussy with boobs that get right in your face and refuse to leave

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Has there ever been a hussy who's not brazen?
If so, I don't want to know them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Wayne Hussey, from The Mission?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I do not want to know him.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Me neither.
He's a fucking cunt and he drinks (or drank, at least) Blue fucking Nun. And wrote some of the most embarrassing lyrics of all time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Bloody goffiks

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Innit.
Although Bauhaus were great despite being obvious Bowie fans, and I liked the Sisters of Mercy's first few records too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Do you have a band for this weeks QOTW?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

He's hacked CDDB, removed the few albums he actually likes
And then he's going to link the whole site on QOTW under the title "All of these bands are fucking shit".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

It couldn't be worse than most of the replies
idiots claiming that Chesney Hawkes is the worst band ever *facepalms*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Nah, I like everything, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

This lie is fucking shit

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I'm not calling you a liar
but I would hazzard a guess that your pants are on fire
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I finally thought of one
I'm expecting a fair chunk of abuse.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I was never a fan of RATM
but then I dislike(d) most bands from c.1994. Yes, i'm looking at YOU 'Carter USM' and 'The Levellers'.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

At least Nirvana stopped that year.
Thank fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

He sure was stopped.
Kurt Cobain.
In the garage.
With the shotgun.

Do I win Cluedo?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Nope, you win his final piece of artwork
It's called 'Ceiling'. It's pretty disgusting, but he put a lot of thought into it.

*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I'm a lazy hussy that needs to get the library.
But your words have been noted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Even when hollyoaks is on?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Oh Gonz, I was so scared that Nancy from Hollyoaks was dead but then it turned out to be fantasy of the serial killer and not real life
but I'm still sad that she's sleeping with Darren Osbourne.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

She's shit now.
I saw a clip the other day. Snatchy ponytail and all that shit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'd still show her a good time in the back of my van until her teeth rattle

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I'm, not sure I would.
She no longer deserves it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Woah, they're showing snatch on Hollyoaks now?
The late night 'specials' used to just show a bum shot, and maybe they'd say "bollocks" somewhat needlessly, but glad to see they've stepped their game up somewhat.

Still, pubic hair substantial enough to gather in a ponytail is grim.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Bwuuuurk

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I missed the last few days worth, couldn't work out how she's still alive when that bloke had the rope, but that explains it.
They had a a not very SPOILER ALERT on their FB page which made me "=/", some bloke from yonks ago, the one who kept his dead mum in his house for two months (bombhead) is back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I'm astounded
can they not find any more desperate and poor (in both senses) actors who want a job?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Also
fucking hell, I realise Hollyoaks is a bit "lowest common denominator" but there are some seriously retarded people talking in the discussion pages.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

It is, just a little bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

heh, I ain't looked, I just want my daily stories.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I am a small European prinicipality.
I have borders with Austria, France and Italy.

Gunther, you have control of the game.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

-ducks as ancient reference whooshes over head, only to crumble into dust a few metres away-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Lampito, you're playing catch-up

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Colonel: you're back in play.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

The category is sport: select.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

You are obviously also ancient

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Oh it's Jeopardy, isn't it?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Is it?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Fuck this shit. See you all in about an hour.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I resent that remark
no wait...represent...I represent that remark
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

It's a tree-point question!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)