exactly
I want obscenely expensive saucepans. I want a Kenwood Chef thing because you have one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Get a better breadmaker than al

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I already have a breadmaker
and have already got to the point where I only use it for pizza dough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I will never get tired of making my own bread
NEVER YOU HEAR! NEVER!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

That's no way to talk about his missus.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Al's missus is better than Al.
FACT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

*Punches Air*
YES!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I'll have you know it was concluded with SCIENCE.
She produced more stirrings in my trousers than you did.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Nah', I meet her the other day.
Although I'd still do her, I'd be thinking of Al.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'd make sweet, delicate love to Mrs Al
But Al would only ever get a violent, angry spitefuck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

You'll be giving him what he wants. The best way to annoy Al would be....
... to cuddle up next to him, get him all excited down-there with your body heat, and then make an excuse to leave and tell him you'll see him tomorow. THEN, about an hour later, when he's finished himself off and can't go again for another 6 hours, come back and tell him you've changed your mind; and get angry at him for finishing himself off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I want a Kenwood Chef with all my heart.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

The wife makes amazing cakes, gingerbread and crumbles with ours.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Gingerbread in a Kenwood? What is this witchery?
I make mine just in a mixing bowl. And a saucepan.

I made baked alaska using our family's. K-attachment for the base, whisk for the whites, T'DA.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)