Al's missus is better than Al.
FACT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Punches Air*
YES!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I'll have you know it was concluded with SCIENCE.
She produced more stirrings in my trousers than you did.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Nah', I meet her the other day.
Although I'd still do her, I'd be thinking of Al.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'd make sweet, delicate love to Mrs Al
But Al would only ever get a violent, angry spitefuck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

You'll be giving him what he wants. The best way to annoy Al would be....
... to cuddle up next to him, get him all excited down-there with your body heat, and then make an excuse to leave and tell him you'll see him tomorow. THEN, about an hour later, when he's finished himself off and can't go again for another 6 hours, come back and tell him you've changed your mind; and get angry at him for finishing himself off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)