I was surprised when my alarms didn't go off this morning
making me half an hour late for work. I didn't even have my peircings in when I got here. Had to do it AT MY DESK. Shocking.

Am also gobsmacked to note that a B3tan is being nice to me. On B3ta. In front of other B3tans. Am less surprised to note that it's disasterprone, who is bloody awesome. Morning, everyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:16, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been nice to you before, you cunt!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Good example there
POIDH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Morning Darth

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Morning Bella
Why such an early start?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Fucking trip to the dental hygenist.
I just got out. I fucking hate the sanctimonious wanker. Plus, a trip across town and back at this time for a ten minute appointment? Cunts.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Wonderful
I imagine this has added to your excellent mood from yesterday. In the vein of your existing blog, can't you somehow prove that he was a participant in the EDL demonstration last August and fit him up?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I doubt it
What with him being a muslim and all. Even I'm not that good a liar.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Should've seen that coming really
Here, have a story to (hopefully) make you giggle; 207.44.242.20/questions/matron/post663136
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Oh Darth.
You compulsive liar, you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That actually happened
Not kidding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I don't doubt you
But you might have got offended if I'd said 'Oh Darth, you massive bumder, you'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Yeah
Cos no-one EVER says that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I was being nice to you today
If you want me to stop, I will.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Actually, yes, you have been thoroughly nice to me
My apologies. Please, carry on. Genuine positivity towards me on the part of more than one B3tan would make my decade
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

See?
I'm venting my anger today by trolling the EDL on Twitter. We've decided to use the hashtag '#noncegate'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I approve
But might stop just shy of trying to get it to trend on Twitter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's making me laugh
Everyone's saying 'How can you slag him off and then make jokes about it?' (or some horrifically mispelled version thereof).

Because. It's. Funny.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Agreed
It wouldn't be funny if this had happened to an actual politician or elected official, but if you can't find something amusing in the shameless two-facedness and backtracking displayed by the EDL - or indeed, intrinsically in the EDL themselves - then you're clinically dead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

It's more the fact that they're trying to defend themselves by saying
"Just because one member of the EDL is a paedophile, doesn't mean we all are". The hypocrisy is almost beautiful.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I never assumed they all were
Until now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

By their own logic they are all paedophiles
I'm enjoying this far too much.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Good to know that something's got you in such a good mood
I like that you're leading a moral crusade whilst cheering yourself up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

It's like crack to me
But it doesn't make my Mum cry.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Morning B.A.
Brushing each day keeps the dentist away, remember...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Except it doesn't, because they still book you in for 6 monthly hygeine appointments

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I know that
Thanks to my dental hygenist's wonderful and in no way patronising advice.

At my dentist you have to have an appointment with th hygenist every 6 months in addition to your check up or they strike you off. I'd aready cancelled this twice so I had to go in today.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Morning.
How's tricks.

I see PD was making friends again the other night.

Back to work today (and up at 3.45 - fucking horrible).

Boy starts his new school today - I have the joy of an introductory parents' evening after the gym this evening (i got even fatter over Christmas - have eaten everything in sight).
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

oi cunt wrapper I'm nothing but pleasant.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Whilst until this point that was absolutely true,
the glorious term "cunt wrapper" means you are now MOSTLY nothing but pleasant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)