Dorset is like a shit, budget version of Devon
with more cunts in it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ssssh you
i liked it and i am not known for being un-snobbish!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

East Dorset is particularly shit
there are some nice bits of West Dorset, some good coast, but it's generally just not as good as Devon.

The point is though, that he was after a nice town or city. Dorset is only good for countryside, and Cornwall only has about two nice towns, whereas Devon has splendid examples of both.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

oh well
manchester then!

manchester rocks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Ha.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

And Devon is like Cornwalls gay retarded half-brother

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

how has nobody yet made a 1980's sit-com
about a gay retarded half-brother?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Tony Slatterly was in something close to that in the early 90's

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

oh god i forgot all about him
my friend, who is now an artist, was IN LOVE with him when we were about 14. she painted two gorgeous pictures and sent them to him, c/o his agent. 12 months later she had heard nothing, so she wrote and said "if you didn't like them, send them back."

she got a grovelling apology from him, saying (prob truthfully) that he had never been told by his agent where they came from, how much he liked them, and offering to return them if she wanted. it was a really sweet letter. but by then she had moved onto real boys so she just replied with "yes, please return them." and he did.

he must have thought she was stark, raving mad. actually, he'd be right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Your friend painted pictures of Tony Slatterly and sent them to him?
that's bizzare.

I once sent Greg Proops a death threat, but that's another story.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

no no the pictures weren't of him!
they were just random landscapes. she didn't paint them in bodily fluids with brushes made out of her own pubes either!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

That's still quite strange
I bet Tony Slatterly double checks that his doors are locked at night now.

I could really mess with his head by sending him a landscape painting with a note: "I'M BACK!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Do it.
Do it. Do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You know, you try and give up taunting has-been z-list celebrities
but it pulls you back in.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

she was an odd child
she's an eccentric adult, but she's an old friend and a lovely girl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

They have,
it’s called ‘My Life as AA’s Completely Fictitious Sibling’ – special guest star Neil Buchanan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

He's in a band dontcha-know

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Did your dad ever enter Mr TSW?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I have no idea what you are talking about

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Judy Spiers presented it
ftvdb.bfi.org.uk/sift/title/432787
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

She's asking if your father had sexual intercourse with Mr. T

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You watched Channel 4 last night as well then lar?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Indeed
And I wondered if one of them might be related to Vipros
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

He was probably the hamster on Jim'll Fix It.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Oof, you bastard, I saw that!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Christ
I'd completely forgotten how weird Jim'll Fix It could be. I have fond childhood memories of kids meeting famous people and go-karting and stuff.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Bitches who met Go West and A-Ha better watch themselves.
I never forget.
And he never even let ANYBODY meet Harry Connick Jr, not even me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

You mean you didn't really want a go in the Gary Numan dodgem car?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I couldn't picture owt else but Alan in his caravan

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I told my landlady to watch it, just as the mechophiles came on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Did you see the introduction to Hitler clip?
He was really a space alien don't you know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I have taped it because I was on the phone and missed some
That is my idea of perfect tv. Obscure archive footage.
ESPECIALLY ITV regional stuff.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Quite agree.
I even went as far as gazzing Monty to tell him to have a gander on 4OD as it was that good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)