Poppet and I have just spent a few days planning visits to places along the Thames.
Cirencester, Oxford, Reading, Windsor, Addlestone, Homerton, Sheerness, Whitstable, Canterbury and a little spot right next to the Queen Mary Reservoir. We have no idea what charm or attractions most of these places hold but I'm sure we'll find the best of them. I reckon half the enjoyment of going somewhere new is who you go with.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is this your way of telling us you are shagging poppet?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

No.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

*stops ripping down shrine*
oh.. ok whatevs like
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

What is your way of telling us you're shagging poppet?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

If I was shagging Poppet the whole fucking world would know about it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Offtopicers would make sure of that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Front page of the Fucking World Times?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

No one here's got a subscription.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Maybe they'll do a special bumper edition with the Daily Rapist and you can catch up

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I think being politely rejected is my new "thing"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I used to get that for free
Now I have to pay for it :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Haha the joke is you ALWAYS have to pay for it in some way
Money, dignity, sanity...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

talking to yourself again dear?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

It's the only way to guarantee decent conversation

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I think you'd make quite a nice couple

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

isn't she only 18...
surely even this lot must have SOME morals somewhere?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I don't!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

yes, but you are only 12 yourself
if you are over about 25, it's just a bit... icky... to do (or try and do) someone under 20, no??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

The 'rule' is half your age plus 7
So 18 is as young as I can go.

I know what you mean though, but I'm also of the opinion that if you're happy, who cares? My brother just came out of a relationship with a 21 year old, he's 27.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah, but he could have had a 20-and-a-half year old
According to your rule.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Just think of how much she could have gotten on her trip !
Seriously, I'm considering befriending a female forum based in the states or australia or something like that. She's put the hard work in, spent years on this place, so I reckon if I start now, by the time I turn 30, I could totally double the amount of nookie I've ever had inside a month trip.

Bra-vo, that's a well good idea.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Addlestone?
You took a foreigner on a sight-seeing trip and visited *Addlestone*?

You vicious, cruel bastard.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Aha, it was in the right area and cheeeeaaaap.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I guess in the relief high you had
at making it out of Reading alive, you could be forgiven.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

argh fucking fucking reading
my client has a massive property there and some losers broke in and had a party over new year. this is going to take me weeks to sort out and all sorts of legal issues about not taking back possession......

BUY YOUR OWN PROPERTY AND TRASH YOUR OWN PROPERTY YOU RETARDS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Aw
poor rich people =(
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

oh it's not a house
it's commercial, big office block.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Aw
poor big business =(
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

shut it you jealous little lefty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Haha

( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)