Is this your way of telling us you are shagging poppet?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

*stops ripping down shrine*
oh.. ok whatevs like
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

What is your way of telling us you're shagging poppet?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

If I was shagging Poppet the whole fucking world would know about it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Offtopicers would make sure of that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Front page of the Fucking World Times?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

No one here's got a subscription.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Maybe they'll do a special bumper edition with the Daily Rapist and you can catch up

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I think being politely rejected is my new "thing"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I used to get that for free
Now I have to pay for it :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Haha the joke is you ALWAYS have to pay for it in some way
Money, dignity, sanity...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

talking to yourself again dear?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

It's the only way to guarantee decent conversation

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I think you'd make quite a nice couple

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

isn't she only 18...
surely even this lot must have SOME morals somewhere?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I don't!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

yes, but you are only 12 yourself
if you are over about 25, it's just a bit... icky... to do (or try and do) someone under 20, no??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

The 'rule' is half your age plus 7
So 18 is as young as I can go.

I know what you mean though, but I'm also of the opinion that if you're happy, who cares? My brother just came out of a relationship with a 21 year old, he's 27.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah, but he could have had a 20-and-a-half year old
According to your rule.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Just think of how much she could have gotten on her trip !
Seriously, I'm considering befriending a female forum based in the states or australia or something like that. She's put the hard work in, spent years on this place, so I reckon if I start now, by the time I turn 30, I could totally double the amount of nookie I've ever had inside a month trip.

Bra-vo, that's a well good idea.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)