What if someone sees your socks and they're odd.
Or what if your feet KNOW and can just TELL and you feel all wonky all day.
Oh god no. I couldn't. *twitches*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i'm not going to lie to you
it does panic me a little bit. but usually i am wearing them inside fuck-me boots, so only superman would be able to tell.

and frankly, there aren't many men like that around here, i can tell you. in fact, my new flatmate (from new york) announced last night that there were "zero good-looking men in england". she's an observant girl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

and the sweeping-generalisations-made-by-women-ometer creeps up yet another notch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

It doesn't matter. She's Meerkan so she's just automatically wrong anyway.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

When I was in Riga
I was chatting to a Latvian girl who said that British men were pretty attractive, whereas the women were all hideous. She was comparing them to Latvian men, to be fair, so whether it was just that or it was her attempt at chatting me up or she actually thought it, I don't know.

This was a fascinating story.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I wear them inside those as well
But you just never know when you might take them off.
And besides - your feet KNOW.

And Britain's full of fitties, both male and female. They often have bad teeth though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

The bad teeth thing is an urban myth
Britain has a far lower rate of tooth decay and fillings than 'Merica.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

they all just pay to have them straightened and whitened
or replaced by fake ones

because they are all so vain they think this song is about them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

You're correct, when they say "bad"
they usually mean wonky and slightly yellowed. They can be easily shut up with "our dental car is mostly free, I have no fillings and all my original teeth, we just don't straighten and bleach them because looking like Donnie Osmond makes you gay".

Or something snappier.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I bet they do

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)