can't
loads to do, then gym this evening. stupid new years resolution, i can't walk from yesterday's session.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ah, you've gone for the Lampito training regime

( djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That is dedication.
Or do you mean your legs hurt from yesterday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

legs... arms... stomach... bum.....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

legs... arms... stomach...
see above
( djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

KNEES AND TOES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

This made me laugh considerably more than it ought to have done

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

i so nearly put this rhyme in my original post
i am glad i have found my level with you 2
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Alright Roy Castle, knock it off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Shut it McWhirter

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

"Noris McWhirter
What cheese
With your stomache agrees?
Is it cheddar
Or cheshire
What is your measure
Of a good curdled milk
Of this kind or ilk?"

(This is the start of a poem I wrote this many years ago while going through a 'writing poems about Noris McWhirter phase)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

You have issues Crunchy.
Serious issues.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

wait! I found the rest..
Oh NOris, do you
Like a good danish blue?
Or with your kilt on
Is it old stilton
That you prefer
At the end of the year?
Maybe Caerphilly
Since December's so chilly
Although its from Wales
It never fails
To attract snails
In force 5 gales
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

*weeps with joy*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

or will we see you
skipping round a
Lovely fresh ripe
Piece of Gouda?
NOw Edam
There's a cheese for a man
And the red plastic
It's fantastic
Or maybe
Its dairy lee
That you'd do anything for
(which leads to jokes galore)
Does cheddarie
Make you leap with glee?
And does Brie
Make you flee
To France
For the chance
Of a cheesy romance?
My mind is bursting at the seems
Tell us, Norris, the cheese of your dreams
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

prefer and year
are you from the welsh valleys?
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

no, I think I was busy murdering language, though
shit! I didn't realise how many of these we'd done:

What if you died and came back for a day
I wonder, Norris, what you might say
Ressurection, you deserve a reward
But you'd just say "That's a new world record"
And the people would believe you - you're no faker
And you'd make a disciple of Cheryl Baker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

It's....it's beautiful.....

One of my dad's best mates married McWhirter's daughter. So, effectively, I'm famous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Did he go to the funeral of his brother?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I am not at liberty to discuss this with non-celebrities like you.

Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I'll just phone Martin, he still has a full record of who was there.
*Dials*

Mr McGuinness? It's JeffTheDogFucker here...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Norris McShirter

( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

this was one of the rhymes in one of the poems
actually...although I think it's one my housemate did
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)