Haha
muscles there may be, a significant amount of wobble there is also. I'm not going to be winning Miss Hotpants 2011.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

DJ, however, WILL be winning Mr Skidpants 2011.

If 2004-10 are anything to go by.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

POTD
That make me laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

My first victory caught me by surprise
The second was a close, controversial one. But from 2006 onwards I feel I've owned that competition.
( djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

You are King of the Clagnuts!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

What's a cla...
actually, on second thoughts I don't think I want to know.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

You do want to know
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clagnut
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Yeah, it was what I thought it was
I really don't know why I clicked.
/sigh
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Well at least your thought has been confirmed,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Paramount Comedy channel
should show that instead of King of Queens. I guarantee it would be more watchable.
( djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Who do you think will win Miss Hotpants 2011?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Someone with better legs than mine?

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

What makes for good legs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I don't really know
they look nice? Toned but not terrifying, slim without being skinny?
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

i hate how defined the muscles are in mine, esp the calves, which make me look like henry viii
i think it really is genetic, as they don't get more or less toned however much or little exercise i do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Henry VIII
was very proud of his legs.

He was less proud of being a fat, ginger cunt.

Here endeth the lesson.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Well, swipe
I hate to break this to you, but...if you didn't go to the freaking gym for eleventybillion hours a year, you might have less muscle definition in your legs. Just maybe.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

they're not too bad, they don't look manly or anything
just i would prefer slightly less muscle and slightly more skinny on the calf side of things! but it really isn't the gym... i stopped going to the gym for a good couple of years when i was with/after the horrible bullying ex, and the calves stayed EXACTLY the same. humph.

i hear pilates is good at fining down calf muscles, but i also hear it HURTS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Shouldn't do
it makes you a bit achey when you first start doing it, like yoga, but it doesn't hurt.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

i do pilates
and I'm a wuss
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Be careful.
The pilot Deirdre Rachid got with in Corrie turned out to be a wrong 'un.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I can't believe you watch Corrie
that offends me far more than the pun.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

not me
that pun has made my eyes bleed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Well yes, the pun was quite offensive too

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

berk and swipe ganging up on Jeff.
*Oh, boo-hoo-hoo*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Ahh shush
you loves it.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

And?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)

It was in all the papers at the time.
I'm no Corrie watcher.

It's all Northern and has pigeons it in and stuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Of all the reasons Henry viii is remembered
Having over-developed calves isn't the first thing that springs to mind.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)

it is for me
we had a big painting of him on the wall in history and he looked like both calves had swallowed a grapefruit :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)