Unfortunately it's Imelda Marcos's birthday
and I have to organise my shoes in order of lace holes in her honour. Any other day...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

that's ok
didn't you see on the invite, it said "everyone except the mighty badger of doom" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

that's OK.
I've never been "of doom"

Edit - for that, I might just come to annoy you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

i think we would both enjoy that
far more than either of us would ever let on
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

of course.
illusions must be maintained at all times. You are, of course, a money-driven right wing child of Thatcher and I am but a poor socialist academic who cares for nothing but fairness. Obviously ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

now just think how much better that little speech would have sounded with a pint in your hand and a finger jabbing at my chest
of course, i would have heard argorr swealll gweahahh by that time, but still.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

?
and also .. ?

what's an argorr swealll gweahahh?

anyway, I only drink G&T to bely my northern socialist roots. or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I drink Bitter, you are no Northerner.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

you missed the word "bely" then?
although I suspect it is spelt "belie" in hindsight.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)